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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10314452)

PIIHB

Go on... :hmmm:

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10314402)

Don't be an asshole. Serious suggestions only, please.

Like you've never masturbated with sandpaper.

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10314445)

take gifts to kids in intensive care

Talk about depressing

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 10314445)

put kids in intensive care

FYP

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10314397)

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Alright, here we go....

Go for a run. Get out of the house. Go exercise and then go see a movie.

Look up a really interesting recipe and then go buy all the ingredients. Ever made Panang Curry? Give it a whirl.

Go to a local food shelter and see if they need an extra set of hands today. Find somebody on the street and give them a blanket.

Call you mom.

Call your dad.

Call your sister.

Go out for a beer with your brother.

Take your wife to an indoor driving range.

Go play paintball. In cave? Cool!

Go to a firing range.

Go play basketball.

Go into a game stop and buy a random kid a video game.

Go to the boys and girls club of kansas city and see if they need any volunteers.

Shave.

Take a shower.

Shave your head.

Get off your computer.

Read a book.

Write a poem.

Write a song.

Watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Make barrel aged manhattans.

Infuse Vodka.

Clean your car.

Clean your house.

Clean your asshole, you filthy mongrel.

Rearrange the furniture.

Pray.

Read your Bible. If you're into it. even if you aren't. See the world from someone else's point of view.

Go to the casino and get into a poker tournament.

Delete your Facebook account.

Drive to Austin, Texas and go see a band.

Drive to Florida and go to Disneyworld.

Go wine tasting.

Realize that this is just one day in your life and you can decide whether it's good or bad.

This is a great post. I've been noticing your posts a lot lately Sapho and they're normally top notch.

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Originally Posted by IamBATMAN (Post 10314463)

Im with you...bad day. Its my birthday today and my wife hasn't said a word...not a simple happy birthday, no cake, nothing. I'm thinking its about time to head to the bar.

Happy Birthday sir.

Have one for me. Tomorrow is a new day!

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10314422)

Since when does a movie ticket cost $20.

Since this. I call it the 1% theater.

http://www.cinepolisusa.com/

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10314452)

PIIHB

Or better yet, print up business cards with a message on the back.

Hello, ________
My name is Mr. Tomahawk and I would like to present you with a simple request. As long as I can remember, I have had a strong desire to find a woman to explore in every way possible. Of course this means unlimited orgasms for you, but I have one simple request: The woman whom I select must be open to explore water sports.
Trust me when I say that I've met many a women with virtually no inhibitions sexually. They have allowed me to hone my craft and expand my mind so that I know how to treat a woman in such a way that it will drive her crazy but they will never let me pee in my mouth.
You, as the recipient of this card, are thereby formally requested to allow me such a privelege.
Sincerely,
___________

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Originally Posted by IamBATMAN (Post 10314463)

Im with you...bad day. Its my birthday today and my wife hasn't said a word...not a simple happy birthday, no cake, nothing. I'm thinking its about time to head to the bar.

Dang man :huh:

I'd head for the bar, too.

Insult my ex-wife. Thats always works for me.

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10314477)

Insult my ex-wife. Thats always works for me.

Lol.

Post here number here. LMAO

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10314477)

Insult my ex-wife. Thats always works for me.

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I went to the gym this morning. That helped a little.

Gonna take the boys for a walk around the block once they wake up from their nap. If they don't ****ing low away...

You know, that insult can backfire Inmem