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Late Night fun: Our last playoff win...let's laugh at misfortune...
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Late Night fun: Our last playoff win...let's laugh at misfortune...
I just wanna win a playoff game this year. Since our last one I've graduated junior high, high school, college, gotten married and now expecting our first child. Things that we're/weren't going on then? Cell phones weren't main stream, Whitney Houston wasn't high (that we know of), Bobby Brown was humping around, Ace of Base was kinda cool, Sonic the hedge hog was not just a video game but a cartoon, Michael Jackson was white but not yet clear and noticeably falling apart, tight rolling jeans was just going out of style, etc. Feel free to share and continue. My parents always taught me to laugh at misfortune but then clean up your mess.
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since our last playoff win i gained 100+ lbs and lost 100+ lbs
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Jared from Subway was still fat, MTV played music, saving the planet was just for hippies...
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I was 4 when we won our last playoff game, so there's that
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Since that last playoff win, I have worked for 8 different employers (mostly because of downsizing).
Had 4 children. Went back to school for electronics training. Tripled my salary. Found this awesome message board full of idiots that like the same NFL team I do. |
Since the chiefs last playoff win:
I was in 2nd grade There was a thread made about this already |
Since our last playoff win the Red Sox have won three World Series and the White Sox one.....
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Epic Thread LMAO
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Since our last playoff win:
Bengals mistaken stat stricken The Cardinals have lost a SuperBowl by 4 points. A franchise that did not exist, the Ravens has won 2 SuperBowls. The Browns have won a playoff game. The Seahawks, a franchise which used to be in our division has changed conferences and had a SB appearance. The Patriots, former laughingstock of the league has become a dynasty team. The Steelers have been to four SuperBowls and won twice. The Saints who had never even been to a SuperBowl have been, won, and also won 4 playoff games in the process. On a personal level, I've had 5 kids, been married twice, and spent over $100k on attorneys. |
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The Jags have won some playoff games, the Panthers as well, and have been to a Super Bowl. Both became franchises in 95 IIRC. The Texans (forming in 02) have won a playoff game as well. **** me.
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The Chargers and Raiders have both won 5 playoff games since the Chiefs last won one.
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Are you going back to our superbowl win or something? |
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IIRC, gas prices were in the 60 cent per gallon range.
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Don't give up
Die with your zubaz on |
Osama Bin Laden was cool with America.
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Anne Heche was straight...then gay...then straight again by 94.
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Magic Johnson had AIDS then.
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Michael Jordan retired, played baseball with the White Sox, then unretired and won three more championships.
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Maybe we should get AIDS.
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R8ers was in debt.
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Ace of Base were never cool.
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I don't care how good your record is as long as you don't win a playoff game.... I want the streak to continue
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OJ had not yet gone OJ.
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Aladdin was the #1 movie for that weekend.
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George Lucas, Metallica, Wal Mart and Microsoft were all still cool. Apple was nearly dead.
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Eric Fisher happened
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Greg louganus went from straight to gay
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Federal Agents raid religious cult Waco, Texas on 28th February
The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) is signed into law by US President Bill Clinton Ty Warner USA launches the first Beanie Babies Two former police officers are convicted of violating the civil rights of beaten motorist Rodney King. Popular Films Jurassic Park Mrs. Doubtfire The Fugitive The Firm Sleepless in Seattle Indecent Proposal In the Line of Fire The Pelican Brief Schindler's List Cliffhanger Philadelpha Robin Hood: Men in Tights |
Since our last playoff win against the Oilers, Houston has lost a franchise, regained one, and on top of that: has won two playoff games.
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I've graduated High school
Enlisted in the Navy completed my service. married had 3 houses ........ |
I was at the Chiefs last playoff win in the Dome...What a game! That was half my lifetime ago. LOL!
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I was a year and 10 days old...these are virtually the only Chiefs I have ever known
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I was twelve years old trying to cop a feel on the babysitter. Now I'm older but still trying to cop a feel on the babysitter.
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The last time we won a playoff game I was a Jehovah's Witness.
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My youngest son was born, graduated high school, has a job, and just bought his first car.
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I was on vacation skiing at the time so I set the VCR. On the wrong channel.
Since then I built the house we're now living in. My daughter graduated from college, had twin girls that are now 11. Our son was born in 95 and now is a freshman in college. |
Oprah was fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny then fat then skinny.
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That was the year my son was born...since then he became a goddam Donkey fan and joined the ****ing Marines...we need to win a goddam playoff game...
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Houston Oilers game?
I was there. |
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high school - cool college - cool married - not cool 1st child - stupid stupid stupid / Al Bundy |
20 years ago this January 16th which means that anyone currently in high school was not alive when the Chiefs last won a playoff game.
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