Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning
 

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Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning

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By Chris Chase | Shutdown Corner – <abbr title="2012-03-21T23:06:08Z">20 hours ago</abbr></cite>

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A Denver Broncos fan died on Monday, before he had to see his beloved team sign one of his least favorite players.

According to his obituary in the Columbia Daily Tribune, 78-year-old Jim Driver "wanted out" before he had to see Peyton Manning don a Broncos jersey. This is the lead paragraph from that obit:

James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done.

That's all sorts of fantastic. You know the old adage: If you're gonna go out, go out with some style and/or by taking a shot at the player you hate the most.

Obituaries for private citizens are usually submitted by family members, so it's likely that one of Mr. Driver's relatives had some fun with the wording of the piece. No word on what he would have thought of the Tim Tebow trade.

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damnit Knowmo

ROFL

I'll bet it was Mizzou basketball that killed him. That damn near killed me.

holy shit you guys got the queef perfect lol

This could have been NZoner had Manning signed with the Chiefs.

Shame it wasn't Peyton himself.

well bye

Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.

I would hope so since 99% of the members are male.

Truly a great moment in CP history. In fact, could a mod please change the name of the Lounge to "QueefPlanet"? Thanks.

You could land an F-18 on that forehead. Wow.

Wonder if this guy would be OK with Manning now...

We'll never know for the same reason Elvis can't father Children....THEY R both pushin up daisies.

Almost forgot, nice job on the necro post.

Pulled off the queef. Awesome.

Damn, how did I miss the ultimate Q?

And Hootie wept...

Having Manning and being in the running for a Super Bowl every year is a horrible burden.

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He'll weep again when Tom Terrific ends the mightyForeheads season once again.

What a tard.

Yeah, I'd rather die than watch my team go get one of the best QB's ever and watch him lead them to a division title, playoffs, and possibly the superbowl.

LMAO.....that was funny Knowmo

This.

Yep, it's coming.