ASSUMPTION: Chiefs make Superbowl in your lifetime, What's on the menu
 

So the other thread made me start thinking. What will be on your menu IF the Chiefs actually make it to the Big Game in your lifetime? Some normal things on the menu for this Superbowl, but I know CPer's will have one hell of bash

There better be a damn CP bash, and Phil better cater the MFer.

Since hell will have frozen over, snow cones

Hookers on a platter.

High-quality Scotch.

I'll be at Dorsia, 8 o'clock rez

Hospital food, since I will have probably had a massive heart attack after they won the AFC Championship Game. Assuming I didn't ****ing die.

Whatever the rest home is serving.

Flop will bring something over and serve you Driving Miss Daisy style. It will be pretty Te'o, NTTAWWT.

Space beef and cyber ham, slow-cooked by the power of harnessed planetary radiation.

Matt Cassel's heart. RAW.

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....














even if it's in a wheeelchair.

I won't have a menu cause I'll be ordering at the game because if they make it I'm going to the game.

FINE! I'LL HOST IT MYSELF!

MOOOOOM

:thumb:

Just thinking of the cost of tickets for the nursing home staff makes me shudder.

Somehow, I will be at that game.

I'd rather save the money and get a primo seat at Arrowhead for the AFCC.

SB I'd rather watch on TV.

Well we know you'll have sausage on the menu.

Astronaut food, because that's probably where we'll all be when it happens.

LMAO

Pretty much this.

Much meat would be consumed, that's for sure.

This


Come on mash taters :doh!:

Tears of joy smothered in splooge gravy.

For dessert, something is getting ****ed... girlfriend, pillow, hole in the wall, a warm ham with a hole carved into it, not sure yet, but rest assured... something.

Vodka and nakedness. Will these things still be available in the year 2096?

LOLOLOLOL GOCHIEFS IS GAY LOLOLOL ALWAYS FUNNY FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

Applesauce most likely. And my meds so I don't shit my pants

Beer and pussy!

Whatever they ate on the movie Armageddon.

A lot longer than that. There is a reason a classic is a classic.

Beware of odd smelling pussy or beer. Hear some bitches been poisoning them.

This. Whatever cheap ass nachos the stadium serves. After paying for the ticket and beer I'm gonna need to go cheap!

When the Eagles were making their deep playoff runs about ten years ago (sigh) I used to host NFC Championship Game parties as a prelude to the Super Bowl party I never hosted nor wanted to attend after the loss. I always pictured myself putting out a Philly spread for my guests since I don't live in Philly with Italian hoagies, cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, TastyKakes, Etc. When we actually made the Super Bowl I was so scorned from previous playoff losses that I did the same but was too anxious to put much effort into it. I watched the game at home with a few Eagles loyalists and the Cowboys fan I married waiting for the inevitable McNabb failure we all knew was coming. As he slogged the offense down the field burning clock and heaving all over the turf down by ten people started to file out dejected. I watched until the final gun, disappointed by the loss but happy that I wouldn't have to endure "next week's games". The end of the run had arrived win or lose. The food was comfort at that point. Go with local favorites - you know to make them best and in the event of a loss it will make you feel a little better.

I'll either be too nervous or have no teeth by then.

I'd be eating whatever was being served in the stadium, cuz this dude's going.

It amazes me how many people want to go to the SB.

Seems so impersonal as it relates to your team.

The pocket pussy farts will keep the nieghbors up all night. WOOT!

Fried chicken beer and ice cream.

There is a good bit of truth in your earlier post that the AFC championship game would be the one to go to, and watch the big game in comfort at home.

Just getting into the nosebleeds at the SB costs a small fortune, not to mention all of the smaller headaches of navigating that mess... unless i won some kind of box view treatment, staying home would be the way i'd go.

I want to watch them in person win the game. Why not?

Would every guest receive a complementary pack of D-cells to throw at players and laser pointers to shine in their eyes?

Whatever they have at the stadium cause I am going

I just know there are a lot of people I'd want to watch it with who would mostly be back in KC. With the money we save on an SB ticket we could throw a no expenses spared party and have limos lined up to take us all to PnL after the win.

Dried potato skins and birch bark shoes with salt I got from the geologists.

I'm 26 years old.


What kind of food can you eat through a feeding tube? I'd say apple sauce with a pinch of cinnamon.

Soylent Green.

That's fair. That's fair. ROFL.

Already lived it. My guess is we had salmon patties or meatloaf, cause it seemed like we had both of them 10 times a week.

If it happened again? Ribs, baby.

Strippers and cocaine

Not much sleep.

You know they don't give any coupons for discounts on tickets to the SB.

But then who would start at QB?

JaRuss wants to make a comeback.

Yep. I know that. :D

Nice response :D

Friggin' hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

If the Chiefs ever make it to the Super Bowl again in my lifetime I'm watching it alone. I'll sit in front on the tv with the volume up so I can clearly hear every word. If they win I'll need beer to celebrate. If they lose I'll need beer to ease the pain.

how boring

Entertaining was my main goal. Dang it.

you really need to work on what is entertaining then. LMAO

Pulled cock with a Neosporin rub.

Dunno....I'll be at the game.

Is this some kind of trick question?

Liquid, beer or thru a feeding tube.

What? No midgets?

They will be severing me or be my nurses.

might be too tall for wiping though.

"Chiefs make Superbowl in your lifetime, What's on the menu"

whatever they are serving at the game :D

you just jinxed it..

Happiness Pie

Jinxed what? We can't even get a playoff win

nothing.

ill be too excited and nervous to eat or drink anything

For SB I, I was probably still sucking on a breast. For SB IV, I know we had friends and Family over as we enjoyed the game in Black and White. I believe we had Guy's Potato Chips and Ice Cold Shasta.

This.

hookers and blow.

You must not plan on watching the game...LMAO


Me, I would have everything....seafood, the works and a LOT of liquor...

wings and BBQ of course...

Pulled pork sammitches and Arby's...

Ensure, mashed taters and gravy, and some water to wash down all the meds I'll be on when I'm 90

That's the after party......

Orgasms

Lots and lots of orgasms.

Just like $400 worth of Taco Via.