So IOhh broke my leg on valentines day.
 

I have never broken a bone before. I was walking down my stairs to my driveway and I guess when I had shoveled and salted I missed a stair.

My foot started to slip and I started to fall backwards, then my foot hit the dry pavement and stuck, which in turn basically folded my leg in half.

I am pretty well incapacitated. I was wondering if anyone had some ideas of a new hobby I could pick up while sitting on the couch 23 hours a day.

Ohh, I have copys of the xrays if anyone wants to see them. Pretty gruesome though.

Breaking Bad(no pun intended), or Boardwalk Empire marathon.

There isn't enough free porn on the internet to keep you occupied?

Broke my leg doing a back flip on roller skates at 14. Most pain I've ever experienced.

Fap your pain away, brother. Empty those nuts.

Good luck falling asleep in about 2 weeks.

Haha. Winner.

It gets worse?

There is only so much of that a person can do in one day haha

seen them all. i was thinking about starting to watch house of cards on netflix. but i'd really like to do something useful.

Im a welder by trade, my other hobbies are working on cars, building things and drawing.

I guess i could start drawing again, havent really had time to do that for a while.

Have you considered suing the homeowner?

J/K, hope you heal quickly and well. I recommend reading a few books while you're laid up.

****ing pussy. I walked a god damned mile 2 days after heart surgery.

My advice is to quit being a giant ****ing pussy, get a cane, and shovel snow better.



BTW, i hope you get to feeling better soon.

Murderball?

Watch Family Guy re-runs.

If so, please wait until tomorrow to make your announcement so you don't step on Ellen Page's big day.