ASSUMPTION: Chiefs make Superbowl in your lifetime, What's on the menu
 

So the other thread made me start thinking. What will be on your menu IF the Chiefs actually make it to the Big Game in your lifetime? Some normal things on the menu for this Superbowl, but I know CPer's will have one hell of bash

There better be a damn CP bash, and Phil better cater the MFer.

Since hell will have frozen over, snow cones

Hookers on a platter.

High-quality Scotch.

I'll be at Dorsia, 8 o'clock rez

Hospital food, since I will have probably had a massive heart attack after they won the AFC Championship Game. Assuming I didn't ****ing die.

Whatever the rest home is serving.

Flop will bring something over and serve you Driving Miss Daisy style. It will be pretty Te'o, NTTAWWT.

Space beef and cyber ham, slow-cooked by the power of harnessed planetary radiation.

Matt Cassel's heart. RAW.

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....














even if it's in a wheeelchair.

I won't have a menu cause I'll be ordering at the game because if they make it I'm going to the game.

FINE! I'LL HOST IT MYSELF!

MOOOOOM

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Just thinking of the cost of tickets for the nursing home staff makes me shudder.