I Love My Wife
 

This may be a surprise, but I'm not the easiest person to live with. I've decided that I have somehow been blessed to be married to the greatest woman in the world. Not only does she put up with my admittedly occasionally generally unpleasant personality flaws, she is perhaps the best mother a child wish for. You should be thankful, because I'm training my children to rule the world in about 13.6 years. My wife's goodness may be undermining that.

How in the hell did I get so lucky?

Because life isn't fair.

I know the feeling.

i love your wife too





















































:p

Charisma my man. Charisma.

That's how u got lucky.

Perhaps she is initiating a mating ritual.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1...lingon3kw2.jpg

I screwed your wife when she was a teen.

Likes doggy.

It is wonderful, is it not?

That's moderately disturbing. You still have that?

Anyway, I'm slumming in Texas, so I would hope not.

I save everything.

You should see her in her Catwoman outfit. Every Halloween, on it goes. It's rather stimulating. I've noticed that the neighborhood dads take pictures.

And, just like that, I'm brought down back to to Earth. My wife just called and informed me that my five-year-old son informed her today that he thinks that she "is not capable of telling" him what to do. The girl just laughed, apparently.

I love it.

I love my dead gay son.

Raised a queer huh? Gawd Damned Gheys! :)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.