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gblowfish 07-24-2013 10:59 AM

Give Your Girl A Happy Ride!
 
As if biking wasn’t sexy enough already.
http://tinyurl.com/kewl3h5

A sex toy company based in the U.K. has released a new sexvention -- the Happy Ride, a vibrating bike seat cover.

The covers, created by SexShop365, position a small vibrator in the middle of the seat, offering the kind of “great pleasurable heights” more stimulating than a beautiful view or endorphins from a long ride.

The Happy Ride comes equipped with a discreet control to either raise or lower the vibration. It's supposed to be relatively quiet, though the device's advertised light humming could be easily drowned out by some ... light humming.

Turning a bike into a pleasure mobile costs roughly $37.

Even though biking is the second most popular outdoor activity in the United States, according to a study by BikesBelong.org, it's about to get more of a buzz. It remains to be seen whether the Happy Ride will prove to be too big a distraction for bicyclists -- and the drivers and pedestrians watching them -- who are getting their pedal-twerk on.

In an interview with The Daily Mail, Claire Bowden of SexShop365 attributes the growing demand for exercise-related toys to the "Fifty Shades of Grey" phenomenon. Whatever the reasoning, the Happy Ride is bound to close the gap between bicyclists and orgasm enthusiasts everywhere.

Chest Rockwell 07-24-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9831264)
...orgasm enthusiasts...

I'm having that put on my business cards post haste:



Chest Rockwell
Orgasm Enthusiast

Rausch 07-24-2013 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chest Rockwell (Post 9831301)
I'm having that put on my business cards post haste:



Chest Rockwell
Orgasm Enthusiast

You mean it wasn't already?...

Lonewolf Ed 07-24-2013 11:24 AM

I don't think so. Women are bad enough at bike riding without vibro-seats.

Chest Rockwell 07-24-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9831304)
You mean it wasn't already?...

Currently they read:

Chest Rockwell
Raconteur, Bon Vivant, Debauchee

On another note, this story reminded me about the old nun joke that's punchline is something like:

Mother Superior: "If you all don't quit fighting I'll put the seat back on it."

gblowfish 07-24-2013 11:38 AM

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first nun says, "I've never come this way before!" and the second nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestones..."

AdumbGuy 07-24-2013 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 9831308)
I don't think so. Women are bad enough at bike riding without vibro-seats.

It's scientifical that women being perpetually satisfied would end all world problems

Dayze 07-24-2013 11:52 AM

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index...f&size=200x300

In58men 07-24-2013 11:55 AM

This is ****ing stupid.

Chest Rockwell 07-24-2013 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9831333)
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first nun says, "I've never come this way before!" and the second nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestones..."

ROFL

However from a guys point of view riding cobbles is not that pleasant. At all.

ptlyon 07-24-2013 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AdumbGuy (Post 9831345)
It's scientifical that women being perpetually satisfied would end all world problems

No, we still gave up a 2nd for Alex Smith

Dartgod 07-24-2013 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AdumbGuy (Post 9831345)
It's scientifical that women being perpetually satisfied would end the world

Fixed it...

ptlyon 07-24-2013 01:23 PM

Jesus, would need a mop & 3 Sham Wows to clean it up

Fish 07-24-2013 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdumbGuy (Post 9831345)
It's scientifical that women being perpetually satisfied would be impossible

FYP. :thumb:

BlackHelicopters 07-24-2013 01:48 PM

Some people don't have maps


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