"If you have sex with me, I'll untie you," generally works, but it's also more of a short-term strategy.

I stare at it like i did the one, forget who had it, with the "But their mine!" girl who grabbed her tats.

Have you tried the "classic"? Wanna fuck?

By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.

DOH, i meant g-spot ...

Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up

I think you might mean the g-spot. I think you two should try to find the vagina before you go looking for needles in a haystack for virgins.

Wake up? WTF overROFL

3/4-1 inch inside the left nostril....usually on the fleshy side.

ROFL

No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex..... ROFL

The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

ROFL

I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.

Ok, ok....for real this time; inside the vaginal entrance, 3/4 to 1 inch along the backside of where the clitoris is.....it's a soft-indentation, about dime or nickel sized.

If you push gently three or four times.....you'll know whether you are close; gently massage, in circular motions....clockwise and counter-clockwise, with interruptions to apply direct pressure.

Within a few minutes, you will be rewarded with a puppy....that will follow you around for at least a few weeks.
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