Christmas Tradition: Airing of Grievances.
 

And I have a good one. High school.

Yes, that's right. I'm gonna bitch about high school. And do it succinctly.


[It wasn't succinct and had identifiable information.]

it pisses me off I don't know the meaning of the word fasted.

Two more grievances,

1) Spelling errors and grammar rules which I've never been taught.

2) WHY THE HELL DOES THIS FORUM AUTOMATICALLY SUBSCRIBE ME TO TOPICS IN WHICH I POST.

I'm agin' it.

Does anyone even know what the hell it is he's bitching about?

Oh.

I thought it was that he didn't get to experience the dildo.

I lost interest in it early on.

The battery operated boyfriends needed to be stopped at all costs.

It was a verbose, yet incredibly boring story.

griev·ance
–noun 1. a wrong considered as grounds for complaint, or something believed to cause distress: Inequitable taxation is the chief grievance.
2. a complaint or resentment, as against an unjust or unfair act: to have a grievance against someone.


Hmmm....

This story reminded me more of...

con·fes·sion
–noun 1. acknowledgment; avowal; admission: a confession of incompetence.
2. acknowledgment or disclosure of sin or sinfulness, esp. to a priest to obtain absolution.
3. something that is confessed.
4. a formal, usually written, acknowledgment of guilt by a person accused of a crime.


Good luck on your ACT, bud.

Festivus, ****tard.

your story was missing something..oh yeah a point

this was his excuse to tell a "funny" story.

I'm in need of some excitement. Nothing to do on Christmas... Aside from the thrillin' Miami - NY game.

You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet J-Town Fan 1988 , he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with J-Town Fan 1988. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The high school vibrator guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

~sorry bro, just having a little fun. God bless, hope you had a nice Christmas.~