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alnorth 04-01-2015 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant (Post 11414012)
Just make it simple. The North Dakota Plague.

The North Dakota AIDS. Have the mascot be a guy wearing a big fuzzy HIV virus costume.

Beef Supreme 04-01-2015 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11414013)
Ooh, thats a good idea. If they had a wooly mammoth mascot, they'd probably sell lots of mammoth toys and trinkets with their name on it.

And headgear with tusks and 70's shag carpet.

Also, the obligatory "Mammoths will be offended. They were wiped out by humans."

The Franchise 04-01-2015 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11414019)
The North Dakota AIDS. Have the mascot be a guy wearing a big fuzzy HIV virus costume.

North Dakota Small Pox Blankets

RealSNR 04-01-2015 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 11413968)
Seriously though, how is Fighting Sioux against the rules and Fighting Irish isn't?

Technically "Sioux" isn't the name of the tribe. If you went on a reservation and asked somebody if they were a member of the Sioux tribe, they would all say "no." Sioux was a shortened version of some Algonquin word that French fur traders in the 18th/19th century used as a derogatory term. I'm not sure if it actually means "snake" like the rumor is, but it's not good.

It's kind of a different situation from the Illini or the Seminoles, which are actual tribe names. The Fighting Lakota would have been the better comparison if UND had the hope of getting the reservations' approval to use the name.

Mojo Jojo 04-01-2015 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11413974)
Why are Orca never used as the mascot for sports teams? I think Killer Whales have to be the most underused animal mascot.

Also gorillas. And ocelots.

The Vancouver Canucks have an orca as a mascot.

ptlyon 04-01-2015 02:01 PM

That settles it. The North Dakota Fighting Fur Traders

Eleazar 04-01-2015 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11414013)
Ooh, thats a good idea. If they had a wooly mammoth mascot, they'd probably sell lots of mammoth toys and trinkets with their name on it.

I like Mammoths too. It's a rare unique mascot name. I think there might be a NLL team with that name, but it's still fairly unique. Lots of merchandising opportunity there too. Lots of opportunities for jokes about the size of women in Nodak. Everybody wins.

Rain Man 04-01-2015 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11413974)
Why are Orca never used as the mascot for sports teams? I think Killer Whales have to be the most underused animal mascot.

Also gorillas. And ocelots.


The North Dakota Orcas would be pretty cool.

Beef Supreme 04-01-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11414037)
The North Dakota Orcas would be pretty cool.

Land locked state doesn't seem to fit the aquatic theme.

ptlyon 04-01-2015 02:07 PM

The North Dakota Oil Barons

kepp 04-01-2015 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11413951)
cuz every time i watch the shockers i can't stand up without having a boner

it's EMBARRASSING

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/56/153...8f824a7f30.jpg

RealSNR 04-01-2015 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois (Post 11413995)
Mascots are overwhelmingly mammals - usually predatory ones. Birds are probably second, followed by amphibians and reptiles. Predation is preferred for the implication that they will consume the opponent.
Vegetative ones like Stanford and Wichita State are very rare.

Still there are a lot of life forms that are not represented, some very predatory ones. Some that I would have thought ThaVirus would have listed.

I thought this was interesting:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_eye/2...o_replace.html

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What, then, will be next for North Dakota? The university has established a “Nickname and Logo Process Recommendation Task Force,” which may in turn appoint yet another committee to help select a new name this year.

In my opinion, universities have often not done a good job of replacing Native American nicknames and logos. Fearful of controversy and hamstrung by committee decision-making processes, they have often selected names and marks that are bland, generic, uninspiring, and lacking in distinctiveness.

Birds are a typical choice. Of Division I schools that dropped Native American nicknames, 39 percent subsequently adopted bird mascots. By comparison, among other Division I schools, only 15 percent have bird mascots.

Colors are also popular in post–Native American nicknames. Fully half feature some reference to color, compared with just 7 percent of other schools’ nicknames.

Sometimes, birds and colors are combined, as in the case of the Miami RedHawks, Seattle Redhawks, Southeast Missouri State Redhawks, and Marquette Golden Eagles. UND would do well to avoid these clichés by selecting a name that is distinctive and memorable.

Logos can be very important to universities, and not just for their symbolic value; just ask the University of Texas, which makes more than $10 million a year by licensing its Longhorn mark. In designing a new logo, North Dakota would be wise to avoid a visual trend that has been plaguing college sports in recent years: the “mean mascot” logo. While mascots have long been depicted in aggressive postures that imply competitiveness, college mascot logos of late have adopted a succession of dour grimaces and pained expressions that seem to suggest that athletic competition could never involve an ounce of fun.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...l-original.jpg

And this parade of gruff forest creatures, pissed-off men in hats, and angry birds doesn’t just connote joylessness, but may also signify insignificance: While 54 percent of schools in the NCAA’s “Power Five” conferences, the true big-time schools of college sports, have mean-mascot logos, fully 73 percent of the other Division I universities, the more small-time schools, do. And 19 percent of the Power Five have smiling, happy mascot logos, compared with just 5 percent of the smaller schools. In some sense, a mean mascot may be a sign of being small-time: The more prominent college athletic programs are more likely to have the confidence to go with a less “intimidating,” more relatable, happy mascot.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...l-original.jpg

I submit that if UND wishes to be perceived as a powerful sports program, it should avoid a logo with a cranky mascot and instead opt for one that suggests confidence, positivity, and fun.

The most fertile ground for creative, fun sports nicknames and logos currently exists around minor league baseball teams. These organizations, compared with universities, are relatively unencumbered by tradition and the need for solemnity. They seem to pick names and logos that will draw fans and sell T-shirts through attractive design and good humor.

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...l-original.jpg

The Franchise 04-01-2015 02:18 PM

The North Dakota Tortugas

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ThaVirus 04-01-2015 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet (Post 11414038)
Land locked state doesn't seem to fit the aquatic theme.


Sports teams that have relevant mascots certainly deserve praise, but there are tons that don't make any sense whatsoever.

Detroit Lions? Pitt State Gorillas?

ThaVirus 04-01-2015 02:44 PM

Now that I think about it, there are tons of fierce and dangerous animals that never seem to be used as mascots. Elephants, hippos, any type of shark, any type of snake, any type of arthropod, etc.

You see bears a lot but they're generally depicted as brown or Grizzly. How about polar bears?

Leopards and cheetahs are woefully underrepresented as big cats. Lions, tigers and Jaguars get all the love.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.


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