The Tennessee Volunteers? When have them lazy ****ers ever volunteered for anything?

The Smallpox Blankets?

The Fighting ICBMs? :shrug:

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The Fighting Politically Correct Pussies

The Wounded Knees



Shit, never mind. Wrong one. Seriously, North Dakota makes South Dakota seem spectacular and exciting.

There's a river in North Dakota. Maybe they could be the river Orcas.

Actually, there's a huge opportunity here. Think about this: the Ermines.

First off, ermines are really tough little critters, and they are paradoxically soft and furry.

But the big win here is that the university would be the UNDErmines. Now you have a mascot that's not just fierce and furry, but also one that has Machiavellian undertones.

The ermine is also a cold-weather mammal. It may not quite reach North Dakota, but hey, there are no lions in Detroit and no bears in Chicago.

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Guys, we have to go ermine here. Join with me and let's flood them with suggestions for it.

Okay, I submitted ermine with this justification. Help me out here, folks. This is my Ferguson. This is where I make my stand.

The ermine is fierce, it thrives in cold weather, and it's cute and furry. Plus, UND Ermines (undermines) is delightfully Machivellian.

Please submit some variation of this language in your own words. If they adopt the ermine, I'll rep everyone who helped.

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I knew I could count on Rain Man to come up with the best solution.

That's why you should only ever let Chiefs Planet solve your problems.

I'm on it. I submitted for my first and second suggestions.