Has Anyone Ever Gotten Their Lady A Vermont Teddy Bear?
 

I'm looking for something new for the wife this year and just saw an ad on TV about these bears. Seems like a great alternative to the usual gifts (diamonds, gold, a few pints of my blood, etc.).

Any experience with these imitation animals (quality, wife/GF reaction, etc.) would be greatly appreciated.

****ING HELL GODDAMN NO

Disrespect to any man who even knows what the hell a Vermont Teddy Bear is.

It was just on TV.

I got my gf a build a bear once, well took her to get one made that worked

Get her a hoodie footie. That way she can avoid your penis entirely.

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$100+ teddy bear? Sounds like a good idea.

I did this for my GF, (the future Mrs. ChiTown) in 1990. I was in my mid 20's at the time. It went over pretty well as I remember.

They've been around that long? Wow. They must be doing something right. Thanks for the information.

They sponsored a Nascar car one time. I'm sure there's lot's of men that know who they are. I'm sure that's where Donger heard of them.

ROFL

Look how happy and excited these girls are:

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Your wife is like 40, right Donger?

I think this is a gift for a young woman.

She's mid-30s.

Greatest scam since the pet rock