You appereantly been here before so you should know you are not being disgriminated against. Mainly because we are all equal oppertunity ***holes here, we don't discriminate along the lines of race, religion, or ethnic backgound, or dumbassery.


On a side note anyone know who this alias is??? No way a person uses "snookins" to describe his girlfriend.

I'm still calling :BS: on this thread. Kristie may be real but her mom and fiance are other planeteers stirring the pot.

Her mom is real, Kirstie even said so. That is definately a fake Trev though.

I just don't understand it. Everyone here except a select few have admitted that your "boo" is hot. We've said that your kid is cute and that your mother in law is a bitch. How could you hate us?

Well I guess I did say I'd pee in your wife's butt. And Cro DID say that your wife didn't get him hard. And yeah Mr. Flopnuts said he'd fist your wife. So I guess I see where you're coming from.

I'll be expecting a PM with your lawyer's contact info.
:p

Did I not make myself clear? all you mother****ers are going to pay! I'll pee in YOUR butts! I'll make all of you humble!

I dropped in to see if maybe this had died out yet and maybe someone had gotten a heart and removed emma's picture....obviously not. I give up.

While I'm here though...no, that is definitely NOT "kirstietynes'sboo" lmao

Hey, baby! You wanna take it up the ass tonight? DVDA4 LIFE!

Although somewhat negative and ladden with assholes, all of this attention is kind of exciting isn't it?

Exciting? no Maybe a little on the funny side though considering there are plenty of celebrities out there you could pick on... like Brittney or Paris. I'm not really anyone. So this is a little on the outrageous side.

But have fun.

That is not something Trevor would ever DARE say to me.
Like I said though, have your fun.

How long until you turn up online under the Milfhunter?


Is your favorite instruement the Rusty Trombone?

Or taking a boat ride with da'Captn?

or maybe a trip to Mikes Apt?

Some members on this board are rumored to be furiously scouring the cafepress for their own, personalized, kirstietynes fleshlight.

I'm hoping for Bangbus.

I think she's a Max Hardcore kind of gal. :Lin:

See, I told you she likes us.

Maybe she'll do a CP calendar.

I'll tell you what, you take an amateur picture of yourself in your panties and bra, post it in this thread, and I will remove your daughter's picture. I dont want you all done up in make-up or anything, just a regular amateur snapshot. You can take it in the bathroom mirror if you want, I dont care. No granny panties please.

Dont even act like its a demeaning request either since there are tons of provocative photos of you all over the internet that you were paid for. In a sense, I will be paying you too by removing Emma's photo. You can be sure I will keep my word because the mods here make sure people honor their bets/deals so even if I did try to welch on it, a mod would remove it for me.

lol...Like you? not sure I could call it that. But I certainly don't hate you. Although I have to say that I could very much dislike someone that chooses to use a baby's photo as a bargaining tool.

I'm out.

Are you in sales of some kind or politics maybe?

I have no shame.

Kirstie
 

Hey Kirstie: See if you can get your mother back on here. She's fun to play with. You keep the thread going and you may become famous. That's why you went into modeling to begin with wasn't it? Your mother attracts lots of attention with her threats. Your playing too nice with these guys. You got to get into the gutter with us if you want accepted. I guarantee you get your mother involved again the pages will pile up in a hurry. Lots of free publicity for you. Better think about it.

No, just trying to see how badly she wants that picture removed. I think she is getting off on all of this attention and really doesnt want the picture removed because she knows she wouldnt have a reason to come back anymore. If I was that upset about my child's photo being shown somewhere, I would trade a picture of myself in my boxers for it in a heartbeat.

I think I would settle for a home AVI of her sucking on a popsicle or better yet a "Big'ole'chilidog"

I think you're a digback for putting up the pics of her kid. I understand that Granny showed up and challenged for it....but I think its unecessary. Fillet the A.W. all you want, but kids are out of bounds.

Kirstie - I have one more deal for you, I think this one will be more acceptable.

To see if this is in fact the real Kirstie Tynes, post a picture in this thread of yourself holding a sign that says "MTG#10 MAKES ME WET" and I'll remove the photo of Emma. You can be fully clothed, I dont care but the sign has to be legible and you have to be smiling.

I think this is more than enough of a compromise on my part and if you're really not just an attention whore and want your daughter's photo removed you should be more than happy to do this.

WTF is a digback?

http://digback.digback.downloadsoftware4free.com/ ???

Could someone post the attention whore picture of the girl on the beach doing a handstand please?

At least that girl has a nice ass.

Thanks.

Are you crazy? Kirstie has a great ass.

That's not really her ass.

Who's ass is it?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8...b388e62fi7.jpg

LMAO

How should I know that?

don't know who's ass it is but it's a nice tush'n for the push'n. :thumb:

You are ghey AND Jew!!!

Tiddyfark?

It's massages in my house. Thankfully, they usually lead to sex.

And Phobia, once again, you really don't deserve that. I don't deserve mine, either, of course.

Dickbag, peach purse, tater tub,

Oh I see. You're a Tynes sympathizer. Your real first name wouldnt happen to be Benedict would it?

Nein.

I just think keeping up pics of the child is childish and a prick move.

A photoshop of a midget player her cervix like a kazoo...hillarious.

Your contribution, not to date.

Well too bad for Kirstie that I could give a **** less what you think. Based on all the feedback I received, you are in the minority. A lot of people thought it was hilarious. It was done in good taste, and nobody has said anything bad about her child. I'm also still waiting to be served with my court subpoena.

No it wasn't.

Says one of the people who positive reped me. LMAO

I think we all agree that you did a yeoman's work on this thread.

I'm glad you took the kid's photo down. She has nothing to do with this.

Did I do so over the kid's picture?

"33.675° N 106.475° W"

Where are these coordinates?

Err, right there?

Don't feed the moronic racist attention whores.

First test of Atom Bomb

I wasn't even aware it was hungry.

So noted.

I thought I was on CPIggy? I guess not. You're a fraud.

LMAO

Wow......... Seriously..............

City and state please.

No.

It's Marlboro Chief/coke dealer.

It? I never insulted you. Okay then, I see how it is. I am going to file it away in my book, and I will get back to the matter down the line.

You don't own any books.

I wonder why the mods don't ban his IP range?

I'm sure he's coming from all over the place. If you ban a full range you can wind up knocking out valid people. Banning IP ranges is a really, really tough call.

Do you guys think Kirstie Tynes has a sexy voice?

Not the original, but when I made the kid my avatar you did. Seriously, I dont see why everyone's got such sandy vaginas over this. The thought of posting the kids picture never even occurred to me until the grandma brought it up and started threatening lawsuits. I called her on her bluff, everyone laughed, now you're all crying about it. (Except for SR, he gets it.) Its just a simple photo of a cute baby. Nobody has made fun of her or photoshopped her or anything. The planet needs to lighten up a bit. :D

SOOOO....TEMPTING....MUST....RESIST....

I bet she sounds like Carl Brutananadilewski.

If I am not mistaken it was the "Trinity" Test site for the first nuclear test at Alamagordo Bombing Range in New Mexico.

Now go away.

Mark me down as someone who had no issue with it.

Kirstie's Daughter
 

Kirstie's daughter was a cute little girl. I don't think anyone said anything different.

Can someone please Photoshop an Energizer Bunny into this thread?

Hey man, I have to ask... what's up with the avy?

That's horrifying.

This thread sucks. HOF it now.

What were we talking about?

'Cept she looked kinda dumb. What's her reading level?

What the **** is going on in here? I slam dunked this thread almost 40 pages ago. It's too much to read. HOF it.

That's Tiny's face on Burt Reynolds 1970's era centerfold from Playgirl.

You might have to offer to fist Trevor first.

Again.

Horrifying.

I've been known to wear a sweater at the beach.

Tiny, why did you remove the pic on the first page?

You said you saved it this time, put it up and find out. :D

Apparently I just saved the link.


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