Yeah. It would be cool as hell if there was a forum named "Hall of Classics" at this link:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=32

Heath seems like a good parent compared to krusty and vineson

So, someone is angry because members of CP are linking/posting pics of people already on the ****ing internet?...

This is either the best sarcasm joke ever, or you're new here.

If these two were smart (and they may be) they'd feed the fire on this and let the google results pile up. That Cafe Press site should start to see traffic like it probably never has.

Even though I can't spell it.

NSFW

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This is a good classic -

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124300

ENDelt really should be around for these Kirstie Tynes threads. His goofy ass would be perfect condiment for this thread right now.

Wouldn't it be tits if she became the new Star Wars Kid because she picked a fight with a football BB?... :D

No, I'm Spartcus.

Errr, wrong thread, numb nuts.

This thread and the /b/ tards on the Chan type sites orchestrating this Scientology attack have been pretty interesting examples of the mob mentality and its possible effects.

I don't think some of the people here would have the balls to post/ say what they would unless someone else did it first.

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She has an bunch of family pics on her VMIX site, but they're not labeled so I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if this is mom here:

http://tinyurl.com/2ewwob

LMAO

Why is Kirstie feeling her Mom up in this picture? That's troubling.

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I wonder if Kristie knows Jay

SLANDER SLANDER SUE HIM SUE HIM

:LOL:

After looking at some more of her pics, she's really not bad for having a kid. I would take her out and maybe buy her a dinner.

Okay, so I'm freaking Spartacus, you dildo.

You'd better be able to swing for the Happy Meal as well.

This could be the best thread on the interwebs.

A roofie and digital camera always come in handy too.

People are like that in the south.....

Is that some kind of threat? Wheres the lawyer threat when you need one?

Wow......this thread is making my day at work WAY better.

Please pay attention Donkey scum.

If he's not careful I'll tell my lawyer to think about him. Somehow it always costs me when my lawyer thinks about me. Maybe it works that way, too.

:shrug:

Anybody heard from her lawyer yet?

On advice of counsel I choose to invoke my fifth amendment rights.

No, but I would like to say the following:

I offer a complete and utter retraction of everything I said in this thread. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused Kirstie, or her family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Yeah. I took a plea and I'm going to roll on all of you.

LMAO

I think lawyers do what you tell them, it just costs you a couple hudred/thousand dollars for an hour or any part thereof. Same rules govern prostitution...coincidence?

Damn, I lay down and take a nap and this is what I wake up to? I always miss the good stuff.

Somehow I doubt this is ending very soon.

(To be read in your best John Cleese accent)

You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, dickhead, asshole.

Hey, let's not forget who we're bagging on in this thread. Sallies like Zach won't have their emotional needs filled if we don't continue to pile on one person.

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. o:-)

Uh oh. Guys, I just got a phonecall from Ben Silverstein. Apparently he is Ms. Tynes lawyer and is threatening to sue me if I don't get everybody to stop talking about her. Apparently it's illegal to post images of Ms. Tynes on this website even though they were found on the internet. He used big words and everything, so it must be true. Please refrain from posting images such as thhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=75969&stc=1 is.

lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol

Well shit, big words. I can't compete with the intelligence of some slack jawed cock jockey that uses big words.

Oh noes!!!11!!!1! A district attorney!!!! We're DOOOOOOMED!!!!11!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word.../07/doomed.jpg

:thumb:

Damnit. The way my luck is going today I'm probably doubly screwed. I'll bet that's a picture of their cat and he's probably a district attorney too.

How you doin'

Funny!

Hey, next year I will be attending law school. By the time I am done, you all may have been contacted by their lawyer... I will be willing to defend you all for 'cheap'.

So, Mrs. Venison, how do you feel about your daughter selling cheap Chinese housewares featuring scantily clad photos of herself?

And people thought you were stupid, draining her college fund for Camel Cash. Did you ever get that denim jacket, anyway?

You're all ugly as hell. Tell them I said what's up.

No offense, but the few times I've needed legal representation "cheap" wasn't at the top of my list of wants.

Perhaps I need a new female to stick in my avatar.... the chick I am using is totally an amateur attention whore compared to this family. Anybody want to photshop me an avatar using 'copyrighted' photos?

omg a lwyer? we are teh doomed. DOOMED

Not my best effort, but here we go.

Fine. I'll overcharge like all other attorneys, and when explaining things with you I will use jargon and look at you over my eye glasses like you are a reerun.

That's retart.......your and idiot....

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Make that double-bill and we have a deal.

Indeed.

I dont want to sound like a total dick, but I have dated girls better looking than her, and walking around here every day I see girls so much hotter and sexier... none of them feel the need to stand around in bathing suits scuffing up the paint jobs of mustangs.

I've have class with 3 of these girls, makeup or not, they are gorgeous (did the calendar for charity btw... no clocks though):
http://www.girlsofmu.com/

I think Linda is getting to like it here.

Not sure why, but I'm thinking a forum name change is in order.....

"The Kirstie Tynes Lounge"?



Also.....funny but this is the ad at the bottom of the page:

"Slander & Defamation Help: Get legal help with slander issues. Affordable attorneys. Request info"

I heard she's single, maybe you have a chance.

Not only will I double-bill you, I will put every meal I had the entire time I had your case laying on my desk on an expense account you will have to pay. Be glad I am not a fat ass, you retarts (better?).

You will soon be contacted by Rain Man's attorney regarding this diatribe, as I am by no means a giant.

God dammit... I am going to be late to work now! I am going to show this thread to my boss, it is a good enough excuse.

I saw some of those MU chicks at the BB game the other night. Some of 'em cleaned up pretty nice.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Lady you don't need an attorney, you need a proctologist to pull your head out of your ass.

You're out of your element here on the interwebs with disgruntled sports fans, berating internet tough guys is a way of life.

ooooh, Kirstie's into girls.

It's not just a way of life, it's a freaking hobby.

Dude, that shot is probably of her giving birth in the hospital or something.


DOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Jordache jeans transcend time and space.

Is there a Kirstie Tynes toilet seat? I've got $10 bucks and a hankerin for bukkake.

She just got TYNESED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Linda: If you could go ahead and sue someone or contact some news reporters it would really help get your daughter some attention from Fark.