BTW, when you turn your hand around it's not ATM dude.

This is the first time I ever bothered to read every single post in a topic this lengthy. Some funny yet very sick people we have here. :clap:

Note to self: Don't open MTG10 threads during lunch.


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I am not either. Homo's like to stick it in the ass. That hole was made for use in the bathroom not the bedroom. I don't care if it's a chicks ass, it's a rectum and your penis has no business being shoved in it. That's where shit comes out.

Q: What is the question most often used when sitting down in a gay bar?







A: May I push in your stool.


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do a google search for "i'm letting this loser **** me in the ass and he still thinks I'm a chick"

Something tells me that with this one, the stain on her front teeth isn't from smoking.


and I really, really hope she's seen him post here and lurks...and creates and account....and responds.

Well.. piss and bloody chunks come out the other hole. It's not like it's all candy and flowers all up in there all the time. It was also made for use in the bathroom.

I think some are letting their homophobia overcome their curiosity of buttplay.

Maybe you should stop making your homemade chili.

From ATM to posters who would never let their wife degrade herself by giving them a blowjob we have all types here.

Yeah, the whole "I AINT GAY!!1" thing is pretty funny. If you're with a girl and you're enjoying yourself, it doesn't matter what you do - you're not gay.

I would suspect that a fair to large amount of intoxication is going on in those scenarios.

I knew a dude that freakin' lost it and did all kinds of crazy-ass shit. For years, he had been with this super hot, totally normal chick that dumped him for being a lazy twat (she'd been on several TV shows, including 90210 and more).

The next chick he hooked up with was ****ing nuts. They got into all kinds of crazyassed sex, pooping and peeing on each other, peeing in each others mouths - just nasty shit.

Of course, they were doing tons of blow, amphetamines and even a little heroin.

I'm not opposed to anal sex but moment you add the mouth and human waste to the equation, I'm out.

"Are you kidding me? The vagina is my third favorite hole." -Johnny "Drama" Chase

Well said, man.

Pssst. Girls don't pee out of their vaginas.