Late night bullshit: The last fight you had with your significant other.
 

Let's hear 'em.

I've got double-barrel positive rep guns available for well detailed stories, and I will find a way to rep you twice if you were the one in the wrong.

C'mon, folks. We're in relationships, and they're wonderful. They can also suck so much ass in the middle of the 50th ****ing fight about who's car we're taking across town.

There is no judgment in this thread. Only love for how stupid our relationships can sometimes be.

Let's get real for a ****ing change.

I don't know. It was some shit about how she caught me telling stories about her on Chiefs Planet.

You know women, though. Blah blah respect my privacy blah blah blah

I don't get personal on CP. strictly business.

Well, My girlfriend and I went drinking the other night got home and decided to have sex on the roof. So I went to get the ladder out of the Shed, by the time I Got back she was buck necked and had my 2 million candle power spot light out and yelling at the top of her lungs. So I went in the house and grabbed my best comforter climbed up got necked and started yelling as well and flashing the light into my neighbors house, so we get busy and for some reason the police show up I blame it on her being drunk and she slapped the shit out of me in front of the police and they took her to jail......Still fighting

It was my girlfriend. It was 3 minutes ago when she answered the phone with an attitude.

Bitches be crazy.

I had a knock down drag out with myself last week.

ONEsomes are so hot

It's probably been over a decade since my last screaming match with the Mrs, we're kinda boring like that. I mean we irk each other once in a while but we really don't fight.

The last time a girl got all indignant on me, I just hung up on her.

She kept calling, I kept ignoring.

http://i.imgur.com/man1VSu.jpg

We need a .gif of Jim Carrey beating himself up in Liar Liar.

It was over child support. She was asking too much.

Bronco fan....shocking :)

You wanna pay 4 grand a month to your ex? :)

You stuck your dick in not me