Aids Tree
 

Got Damn you Chiefs planet! I used the term yesterday in a conversation with my wife... and ended up getting a half hour lecture why that term is horrible (some of the clients she councils are HIV positive) and why I'm an assholes for using it.. And why all of you are assholes for making it popular .. Valuable lesson learned. First rule of chiefs PLANET.. WHAT SAID HERE STAYS HERE! LOL

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Go fist yourself with AIDS tree lumber.

Try a rape reference next time.

Chiefs Planet is like Vegas. Once the subject of the Planet was open, did you also discuss PIIHB, antifreeze, rape, and DIAF?

Also, pics or GTFO.

Honestly, this term offends me. Anyone who uses it is a joke of a human being.

I pushed Elton John into an AIDS tree once.

Lighten up, Rapecis!

Gotham that's mean

Tell that silly broad to drink a gallon of antifreeze.

Whooped eh?

Post her pic and let her feel what it's like to be Miss Tynes.

A bouquet of aids tree blossoms should smooth this over.

After that conversation it probably felt like you got raped.

The 400 pound man is going to rape you later.

while the midgets

There is a tireswing hanging there

Take a ride on the aids tree

had their way

Where exactly did this term come from? Or the aids fire? Ive found my dad and I submit this into random conversation, like its common language amongst outsiders....

George Washington chopped one down once. Found out that ornamental fruit wood is bad for smoking spotted owl meat. So his father made him a set of dentures from the wood after he knocked all his teeth out.

When I use the term, people crack up.


It's an awesome phrase/saying. LMAO

Sounds like someone needs a divorce.

At least you didn't respond to her lecture with ,"Go **** yourself with an AIDS dildo".


You have that going for you.

with that guy's

Did you tell her "your and idiot"?

Free Love.

You're welcome

Lesions... Lol

Everyone knows that you use "Alomar Tree" in discourse with civilians, n00b.

Nuts roasting on

Seriously your wife is a prude. How long have you been married?

Ya'll got AIDS?

dwarf torches that

Make up your mind between Geno and Teddy already

Big black python,

Not kidding...I did a google search for "I'll have rapist" and Chief's Planet popped up multiple times. Geez we have risen to the level of unacceptable and non-politicaly correct. If we improve further we could get all the way up to Disgusting. Not sure we would want to put that much effort into it, though.

ROFL

WHO HEAR LIKES DA BOOBIEZ?

I bet thatguy's wife doesn't even wash her legs in the shower.

I planted 2 beautiful ornamental trees next to our patio last Spring. Since then, our puppy has mutilated them to where they look like they got the HIV.

Moral of the story... if you get a psycho pup, your trees are sure to get Aids.

You actually sat there and listened to a 30-min lecture from your wife? You actually allowed that?

From behind?

Lmao

Holy shit, thats ****ed up because that phrase has literally been running through my head all weekend. Damn you SOB's. ROFLROFL

Dane cultivated the first AIDS tree many moons ago, and before his debilitating, mind-altering, Lil Chiefy Syndrome set in.
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Actual origin: Louis CK.

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ROFL

I said it back then and I'll say it again: I had never seen Louis C.K. before, nor had I heard anyone say it before.

The origin on my end came about because of my gardeners and how they were treating my Queen Palm trees, as if the trees had AIDS.

I think we're all due for a raping in an AIDS Tree forest.

I was recently accused of being "stale" and "boring", both of which are possibly true. But when an entire ****ing forum of people co-ops everything I've brought to the table over the years and uses it on a daily basis, it's hard sound fresh. Here's the Top Five, off the top of my head:

1. Walk into an AIDS tree
2. Go Fist your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
3. Go **** your Mother/Brother/Father/Grandma, etc.
4. Rainbows and Unicorns (actually my signature for quite a while).
5. Complete and utter Rage.

Now, the entire forum uses these phrases and people rage about everything they disagree with, almost immediately. Back when, I was the only person that really raged and was thought of as crazy by many.

How times have changed.

why are you always looking for validation?

I'm not. As a matter of fact, if you were able to ****ing read, I said that my forum personality probably HAS gone stale.

Go pee on yourself, Hootie.

Dane has lost his burst. Exhibit A.

Have an ex-gf whose stepdad is HIV+

She heard a lot of AIDS jokes because it was the funny thing to joke about hree years ago. She was cool about it. My friends were oblivious.

Yep

A truly profound oeuvre.


Would you like to be paid a nickel every time somebody on CP posts something lame and uninspired? It might make you even richer than you are now.

Should have used a Bubonic Plague reference instead.

Nah, it just sucks that I'm lame these days.

Fist yourself with a burning aids tree while you dream about rainbows and unicorns in a complete and uter rage

Pretty much

UTER RAGE!
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What happens if you put some aids tree bark in a drink with your Met-Rx shakes? Instant immunity?

Everyone's angry now so that doesn't really work. I've tried to be nice and that doesn't work, either.

So, I'll just be stale and boring for a while.

So you're a beta male.

Nice to know.

Yeah, that's me.


ROFL

I was talking about the OP, but your insecurity is telling.

Was that a stat on PFF?

Dane you're a lousy troll, stick to flinging basic, ****-laden vitriol.

I see what you did there...