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tooge 01-03-2013 05:01 PM

Very awkward moment
 
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.

-King- 01-03-2013 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9275682)
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.

Yeah, putting it in her butt AND THEN gassing her seems like the better alternative.

Just Passin' By 01-03-2013 05:03 PM

From the way you portray things, you might not need the gas.

loochy 01-03-2013 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9275685)
Yeah, putting it in her butt AND THEN gassing her

Farthammer?

TEX 01-03-2013 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9275685)
Yeah, putting it in her butt AND THEN gassing her seems like the better alternative.

:clap: ROFL

CrazyPhuD 01-03-2013 05:05 PM

Sounds like she wants to PIIYB.

tooge 01-03-2013 05:05 PM

don't ask, there will be no pics.

chief husker 01-03-2013 05:06 PM

Pictures
 
This thread is worthless without pics

burt 01-03-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9275693)
don't ask, there will be no pics.

Now I got nothin'........

BlackHelicopters 01-03-2013 05:07 PM

Doctor, Missouri Dental Board on Line one............

The Franchise 01-03-2013 05:07 PM

What's a bit overweight?

We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus?

CrazyPhuD 01-03-2013 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9275693)
don't ask, there will be no pics.

I bet she has pics!

NJChiefsFan 01-03-2013 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9275689)
Farthammer?

ROFL

Dante84 01-03-2013 05:10 PM

HIPAA Violation?

He Intentionally Penetrated & Assaulted Ass

Red Beans 01-03-2013 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9275682)

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.

Well, that concludes this thread.


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