What if Boxxy was your GM?
 

This is what I'd have done if I'd taken over instead of Dorsey.

HC: Chip Kelly
All position coaches would be hired by the HC.
EDIT: Prelim Roster

Re-sign WR Dwayne Bowe $56m/5 years ($26m guaranteed) cap hit: 4m
sign QB Chase Daniel 3 years cap hit: 1.8
sign TE Anthony Fasano 4 years cap hit: 2.35
sign ILB Orie Lemon:
Sign Nick Barnett 1y 500K
Re-sign Brandon Albert 4y/36M cap ht: 4.25
Sign OLB Quentin Groves 1y 1.215
Sign WR Jordan Shipley 2yr/1.3 M cap hit: 57K
Sign FS Michael Huff 3y/6M cap: 1.3
Tender offer to WR Danario Alexander cap hit 1.323
Sign OLB Victor Butler 2y/3M cap 1.125M
Sign DE Cullen Jenkins 3y/8M cap hit 1.733
Sign ILB Dan Conner 1y/715K cap hit 555K
Sign Kenny Phillips 1y/2M
Sign Chris Houston 5y/25M cap hit 2.3M
Sign DE Matt Shaughnessy 1y/1m
Sign DE Jason Jones 3y/9.5M cap hit 1.83M
Tamba=15.5
Eric Berry=10.2
Flowers=9.6
Jamaal= 4.33
Derrick Johnson 3.5M
OL Eric Winston $4,900,000 $6,500,000
DL Dontari Poe $904,456 $2,572,728
PK Ryan Succop $1,950,000 $2,400,000
WR Jon Baldwin $1,061,510 $2,059,528
OL Jon Asamoah $1,323,000 $1,551,030
TE Tony Moeaki $1,323,000 $1,494,662
WR Dexter McCluster $630,000 $1,400,000
DB Kendrick Lewis $1,323,000 $1,374,725
OL Jeff Allen $591,083 $1,055,415
CB Javier Arenas $630,000 $1,003,750
OL Rodney Hudson $643,746 $956,209
WR Terrance Copper $840,000 $915,000
LB Justin Houston $555,000 $747,812
DL Allen Bailey $555,000 $718,986
DB Jalil Brown $555,000 $682,325
OL Donald Stephenson $480,000 $664,375
LB Cory Greenwood $630,000 $656,250
DL Marcus Dixon $630,000 $630,000
QB Ricky Stanzi $555,000 $619,763
WR Devon Wylie $480,000 $613,850
DL Jerrell Powe $555,000 $583,170
DB Husain Abdullah** $715,000 $555,000
WR Mardy Gilyard $555,000 $555,000
DL Daniel Muir** $715,000 $555,000
DL Anthony Toribio $555,000 $555,000
RB Cyrus Gray $480,000 $514,918
WR Josh Bellamy $480,000 $480,000
FB Patrick DiMarco $480,000 $480,000
WR Junior Hemingway $480,000 $480,000
WR Jamar Newsome $480,000 $480,000
OL Rich Ranglin $480,000 $480,000
DB Neiko Thorpe $480,000 $480,000
DB De’Quan Menzie $405,000 $464,613
DL Lucas Patterson $405,000 $405,000

104.234
18.76M in salary cap space.

Before I begin editing the FA list, feel free to throw in your thoughts. Again, I won't be able to keep the majority of these players. I just wanted a base list to start from before I start whittling away and figuring out the roster/salary cap.

I'd find a way to bring in Andre Smith at RT.

Who would be your starting QB . Ricky Quinn ?

I'll do a draft as well.


Holy **** though, this is going to take some time. Might have bitten off more than I care to chew.

This is awesome. Keep going.

If the real Boxxy was our GM I'd probably beat off thinking about our GM, then wonder if I was a pederast afterwards.

Love the Cullen Jenkins move.

I think the one of the things Dorsey has done right is that huge paycut he gave to Tyson Jackson. He's basically playing for us for free. I liked that move instead of just outright cutting him.

Also, am I to assume that you're letting Colquitt and Gafford walk? They're not big pieces to replace, but they are things to consider when making late-round draft selections and/or undrafted signings.

Ponderception, you should join our alternate reality game 1. We don't address free agency, but we have fun with the draft.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=204569

I asked about last week to see if I could still join and nobody answered. :(

I'll probably resign them, they were unintentionally left off. I am going to examine the FA market for both positions though, now that you've reminded me.

Anyone have a link to the Teicher article that had the cap hits for 2013?

Found them.

You good for nothing tool, you.

ROFL.


Dick.

Re-sign WR Dwayne Bowe $56m/5 years ($26m guaranteed) cap hit: 4m
sign QB Chase Daniel 3 years cap hit: 1.8
sign TE Anthony Fasano 4 years cap hit: 2.35
sign ILB Orie Lemon:
Sign Calvin Pace 1year cap hit 3M
Sign Nick Barnett 1y 500K
Re-sign Brandon Albert 4y/36M cap ht: 4.25
Sign Richard Seymour 2y4M cap hit: 2
Sign OLB Quentin Groves 1y 1.215
Sign OLB Erik Walden 4y/16M cap hit 3.2M
Sign WR Jordan Shipley 2yr/1.3 M cap hit: 57K
Sign FS Michael Huff 3y/6M cap: 1.3
Tender offer to WR Danario Alexander cap hit 1.323
Sign OLB Victor Butler 2y/3M cap 1.125M
Sign DE Cullen Jenkins 3y/8M cap hit 1.733
Sign ILB Dan Conner 1y/715K cap hit 555K
Sign Kenny Phillips 1y/2M
Sign Chris Houston 5y/25M cap hit 2.3M
Sign DE Matt Shaughnessy 1y/1m
Sign DE Jason Jones 3y/9.5M cap hit 1.83M
Tamba=15.5
Eric Berry=10.2
Flowers=9.6
Jamaal= 4.33
Derrick Johnson 3.5M
OL Eric Winston $4,900,000 $6,500,000
DL Dontari Poe $904,456 $2,572,728
PK Ryan Succop $1,950,000 $2,400,000
WR Jon Baldwin $1,061,510 $2,059,528
OL Jon Asamoah $1,323,000 $1,551,030
TE Tony Moeaki $1,323,000 $1,494,662
WR Dexter McCluster $630,000 $1,400,000
DB Kendrick Lewis $1,323,000 $1,374,725
OL Jeff Allen $591,083 $1,055,415
CB Javier Arenas $630,000 $1,003,750
OL Rodney Hudson $643,746 $956,209
WR Terrance Copper $840,000 $915,000
LB Justin Houston $555,000 $747,812
DL Allen Bailey $555,000 $718,986
DB Jalil Brown $555,000 $682,325
OL Donald Stephenson $480,000 $664,375
LB Cory Greenwood $630,000 $656,250
DL Marcus Dixon $630,000 $630,000
QB Ricky Stanzi $555,000 $619,763
WR Devon Wylie $480,000 $613,850
DL Jerrell Powe $555,000 $583,170
DB Husain Abdullah** $715,000 $555,000
WR Mardy Gilyard $555,000 $555,000
DL Daniel Muir** $715,000 $555,000
DL Anthony Toribio $555,000 $555,000
RB Cyrus Gray $480,000 $514,918
WR Josh Bellamy $480,000 $480,000
FB Patrick DiMarco $480,000 $480,000
WR Junior Hemingway $480,000 $480,000
WR Jamar Newsome $480,000 $480,000
OL Rich Ranglin $480,000 $480,000
DB Neiko Thorpe $480,000 $480,000
DB De’Quan Menzie $405,000 $464,613
DL Lucas Patterson $405,000 $405,000

112.234
10.76M in salary cap space.


Feel free to correct if my math is wrong. I did round quite a bit.

QB: Daniel, Stanzi
RB: Charles, Gray, Eachus
FB: DiMarco

WR: Bowe, Alexander, McCluster, Shipley, Baldwin
TE: Fasano, Moeaki, Brock

LT: Albert, Stephenson
LG: Allen,
C: Hudson,
RG: Asamoah,
RT: Winston, Stephenson

DE: Jenkins, Bailey, Shaughnessy
NT: Poe, Powe, Toribio
DE: Seymour, Jones

OLB: Hali, Groves, Butler
ILB: Barnett, Lemon
ILB: Johnson, Connor
OLB: Houston, Pace, Walden

CB: Flowers, Houston, Arenas, Menzie, Brown
S: Berry, Huff, Phillips, Abdullah, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

Do I even need to say how unrealistic this is.

Shhhh.

Also, I kept Winston. Just pencil that lispy **** in at RT.

Additionally, I'll adjust it and make it less "Madden-esque" because looking at the depth chart you posted, it definitely looks that way at DE. Probably OLB as well.

And safety.

Everywhere else, it would look plausible.

I really like 3 safety sub packages.


There are plenty of questions about Kenny Phillips' health, which is why he only got a 1 year deal from Philly. IMO it's realistic to think he could have come to KC.

How inexcusable of me. I didn't see your post.

You can start with this draft, and just jump in. The rules are that you'll start with the current Chiefs roster, add any free agents that they add, and then you draft your own players.

You can reject or accept any Chiefs trades as long as the involved players are still on your roster. So this year you can accept or reject the Alex Smith trade. Other than that, your roster will vary only be your differing draft picks this year, but they'll vary more as time goes on. It's fun to actually make an irreversible call and see down the line if you picked right.

Sounds fun. I'm glad it's not closed.

If Boxxxy were our GM, we would all have teh cancer

Began trimming down the roster a bit. Cut down at OLB and DE

I honestly think Albert wouldn't accept that deal. Really think he wants a longer deal with more money.

I gave him 2M more than Long. Mother****er will take the deal and be ****ing happy in my crazy world.

One hopes.

Question for anyone that even remotely cares...

should I make my selections prior to the draft, during, or after so I can match it up with what players were actually available?

Personally, I'm not going to want to do it during.

Do it after.

That's what I was thinking.