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Why do people type Smiff instead of Smith?

Because they don't like him.

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I think it's funny... I know people who really do seem incapable of properly pronouncing, "Smith" and inadvertently pronounce it as "Smiff" instead. I always get a kick out of it.

There was this dude I graduated with named Mike Smith. He was pretty slow. Anyways, there was another slow dude I graduated with who couldn't pronounce his name properly. He always called him Mike Smythe. It was super funny.

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It's like wearing an affliction shirt, it helps others to identify you as a douchbag from a safe distance.

That's how it sounds when you have mef mouff.

That's not very nice, Cochife.

same reason they type the first name of "Alice"... It's classic immaturity, misguided anger at him, +/or a way to provoke. :ZZZ:

Holy sh*t now I understand :doh!:

I hate Affliction shirts. They are an immediate indicator to me that the person wearing the shirt...is not bad ass.

Tapout is much worse though.

If Affliction shirts indicate a douchebag, what does a Tapout shirt indicate? A retart-douchebag?

A douchebag who is asking for mercy?

LMAO

Usually when I write that I laughed at something because I thought it was funny, I am lying. It is usually my mere acknowledgement that something was funny enough to make me...smile to myself, I guess.

This post literally did make me chuckle though. Funny chit, man!

I'm sure I'm not the first to call him that, but I've taken the Blowfish approach after he started calling Alex Gordon "Alice" until he played well enough to earn the name "Alex". Alice can earn his name back from me by playing better just like Gordon did with Blowfish. So the Royals All-Star LF'er at one time was referred to as Alice as well so I have hope for Alice Smith :)

Hmmm. What about guys that wear TMNT shirts?