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BoneKrusher 12-13-2012 06:57 AM

Happy Birthday
 
HBD to Bwana and ChiefsDJ56

Have a Great One!

Dartgod 12-13-2012 07:15 AM

Don't know the other guy, but Happy Birthday to Bwana, my friend!

bevischief 12-13-2012 07:36 AM

Have a great one!!!!!!!!:toast:

rockymtnchief 12-13-2012 07:39 AM

Happy Hatch Day buddy! I feel bad I didn't get you shit! Next year.:toast::toast::toast:

Bwana 12-13-2012 07:43 AM

Hey: appreciate it. I got this yesterday and figured I would just hang it in here. Not a bad little Santa laugh.

Enjoy

Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones

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Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.*
Merry Christmas,*
Santa Claus***

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Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones

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Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus

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Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone

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Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
<ST1:pS Clizzy

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Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy

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Timmy,
That's what I thought you little bastard.
Santa

KC Tattoo 12-13-2012 07:52 AM

LMAO


Happy Birthday Bwana

booger 12-13-2012 07:53 AM

:toast:

enjoy it fellas

seclark 12-13-2012 08:04 AM

hbd
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LiveSteam 12-13-2012 08:31 AM

Happy Birthday.

Lzen 12-13-2012 08:31 AM

HBD, fellas. Love that story, Bwana. :thumb:

boogblaster 12-13-2012 09:04 AM

HBD .. 2U .....

HemiEd 12-13-2012 10:27 AM

Happy Birthday Greg, hope it is a good one! :toast:

Old Dog 12-13-2012 11:23 AM

HBD fellas.

LOL at the Santa story

Smed1065 12-13-2012 12:53 PM

Have a good one.

Rausch 12-13-2012 12:54 PM

Happy B-Day to Bwana and teh n00b...


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