John McCain follows Obama's lead, releases original long-form Birth Certificate
 

Get this shit out of the lounge

DERRR

The implication seems to be that McCain is old.

That's what I thought.

Obummer is legit!FTW!!!!!
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Yo mamma is so old, she gave Jesus candles for his birthday.

Yo mamma is so old, her social security number is 1

Huh...Looks like it reads, ""...who drinks the water I shall give him, says the Lord, will have a spring inside him welling up for eternal life. Let them bring me to your holy mountain in the place where you dwell. Across the desert and through the mountains to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, to the temple where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever."

McCain is a knight of the templar...

You're mighty quick on the uptake.

No ****ing way!! How the hell did he get to leave the cave?

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If you interpret the tablet, it says the attending physician was Larry King.

It is even shaped like the state of Arizona. See, he is a legitimate citizen!



I know, he was born in Panama.

I get jokes.

That's funny 'cause he's so old. Get it? LOL