Okay, I'm drinking a bottle of Welch's "100% Apple Juice" (in big letters). Yet, right under that, in smaller letters it says, "From Concentrate, With Added Ingredients".

Ingredients: apple juice from concentrate (filtered water, apple juice concentrate), malic acid (for tartness), ascorbic acid (vitamin C).

Well, gee, last time I did math, that's not 100% apple juice, you a@@holes!! 100% apple juice would be, oh, I dunno... 100% f**king APPLE JUICE, no?

It's shit like this that pisses me off. Like the latest hoodwink to be perpetrated is "No Trans Fats!" even when you see something "partially hydrogenated" in the ingredients list. BULLSHIT! They're playing semantic word games. What it really means is, "Per serving size, there is less than 1 gram of trans fats" or "there is less than 1% of trans fats". This allows them to claim "no trans fats". Yeah, it's not 1%... but it MIGHT be 0.97%. And if you eat, say, three servings--which is easy 'cause most of the serving sizes are for small mice or supermodels--you WILL get a healthy dose of trans fats. Lying sacks of weasel shit.

Next time, get a Juicy Juice.

Apple juice is reeruned. Way to drink extra calories.

I'm trapped in work, and it was free and available.

Usually I don't drink much juice, only some in the morning when taking pills and usually I stick to the 100% "dark fruit" mixes (e.g. pomegranete, blueberry, cranberry). Later in the day I might have some swigs of Low Sodium V8 as well. I've given up on orange juice, by and large, since it's just too sugary-sweet, although sometimes I'll grab a carton of orange or grapefruit. Mostly I drink water, iced tea, lemonade, or some combo thereof ("cutting" the iced tea or lemonade with 50% water, as I find the full-strength stuff too syrupy or sugary).

Says the fatty who engorged the Chili's triple play the other day.


Drop the lemonade and go with unsweetened iced tea.

I like luv.
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An honest mistake.

Hilarious!

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SSTN

how is one person so stupid?

Just one?

yeah, but she is really, one of the dumber people I've ever encountered

Stick around, There will be lots more :shake:

And I instantly knew who you were talking about.

I don't. I'm slow. Who is it?

Think about who our newest member is.

I'll need two guesses. Three if it's me. :)

ROFL

I think I know. It used to tell us when we got a new member but I haven't seen that in a long time.

Oh, I dk Ms Jilly... the boss and I just put up w/ prolly the dumbest ppl to walk this earth. We're drinking beer now.

So what started out as Super Spicy Thai Night has devolved into sitting at home with a broken, pulsating tooth that doesn't hurt anymore because I'm super stoned on Vicodin. I'd rather be at work.................

Ahhhhhhhhhhh God Bless you for posting what I can not post without being labeled catty.

You're welcome. But I think you should return because if anyone can rid of someone, I bet it's you.

Super Thai Hot Thursday was excellent!

you already ate?

Yes.

Theres more than 1 cockroach in that thread I'd spray with Raid.

Or happily squish beneath a stilleto.

Too bad cockroaches live forever. :(

stiletto? :thumb:


:drool:

Too much effort....I bet my flip flop could do the trick.

Good news and bad news. I'm about to be getting some new responsibilities at work (very good news), but it's because someone is quitting (very bad news). This lady has basically taught me everything I know since I've been in this department, and she's just really cool. I'll miss her, but she definitely had a better opportunity presented to her.

I might start believing in god if there was any chance prayer would kill this dog across the hall.

No. I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. I'll get it when it's due me.

Prayer might not, but antifreeze might.

Yes, and I'm very thankful for that.

If you buy a wolf shirt, do not forget about the matching wolf piss.
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A gay man cockblocked me today.

LMAO

FAIL, again.

I want to rock the little man in Robin Meade's boat.

I want jamie colby to do sexy things to me.
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I wonder how many [JACKSON SIGNS] thread will be on the first page when it happens? But the best one will be how many hours/days late will there be a [I DIDNT SEE IT ON THE FRONT PAGE-JACKSON SIGNS].

What is the best canned chili? Is any of it any good?

For a homely pot-smoker, that Phelps kid sure can swim. Just set another record on NBC, and I believe he did it with his old suit and not one of the newfangled ones there's such a commotion about.*

*DISCLAIMER: I have no interest in watching men swim, I was just flipping channels. Really.

Holy crap, turn on NBC. The chicks are about to swim, and one's named Poon and another's named Khoklova, I shit you not...

A Saturday is wasted when you are watching fishing shows versus actually fishing.

Damn. What does that say for porn? :(

The real deal is certainly preferable. No doubt about that.

MY STARBUCKS GIRL IS BACK!!!!!! And she still loves me!!!!

Bang of gong, get it on.

Very filthy song just heard on "Aladdin". "Are you in or out?"

I'm surprised such a ballbusting song in a Disney movie!!!
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Genuflect, show some respect.... down on one knee.

I was just perusing CD Universe's website for the Pee-Wee's Big Adventure DVD (ask not) and there is a tag line just below the ad that reads:

Customers Who Buy Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Movie Purchase:

Bloodsucking Freaks DVD (1978) Director's Cut; Unrated

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinf...22&style=movie

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And if you scroll further down they are advertising Three Tenors Christmas. Hmmm. So people who like Peww Wee Herman would also like bloodsucking freaks and a Christmas special???
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Not just any X-Mass special--but the Three Tenors at that.

What the linkage? Do the Three Tenors spank it at porn movies?
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Perhaps. I'm guessing Wikipedia sheds no light on that, tho...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Tenors

Flipping channels last night... passed one of the HBOs with a special on Honolulu prostitutes. Stopped to watch. First chick, I said, "Hmm, she's pretty cute, I'd hit it." Turned out to be a post-op tranny. Next chick: "She's not bad, I'd do her." Another tranny, still packing a gun. Third one: "Not too bad, I'd give it a go." Transvestite. WTF. When the guys are cuter than the chicks, FML... (And none of them were even Thai.)

Yeah, but you had to see these chicks... er, guys... er... whatever they were.

Downloaded some Jay-Z.

Kind of liked it.

Ashamed.

Roc boys in da building tonight

I need someone to talk to. Please yahoo or AIM me.

Some please post thread that NFL Network is showing the Derrick Thomas 7 sack game
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There is already a thread.

Its should be clearer. I don't open every single thread. People might not be realizing it.
Don't understand why so many thread titles are so vague. Just say DERRICK THOMAS GAME ON.
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I wondered if they make pies from grapes. I see on google they make pies out of grapes. I've never seen any, let alone taste any pies made from grapes.

Rays win!

Don't wake up. Eat a nectarine. Scatch your taint. And smell your hand before getting in the shower.

Even better is vodka made from grapes.

The two "analyst experts" currrently sitting at the desk on ESPN2 on "NFL Live": Herm Edwards and Matt Millen. Isn't this the equivalent of having a sex-panel discussion with a fat ugly chick and a 40-year-old virgin nerd guy? :shrug: "Okay, viewers, take whatever these two guys say, and realize the truth is probably exactly opposite what their viewpoint is, because they both SUCKED at their jobs."

What is better?

For an NFL team to not lower their prices on tickets and sellout 75% of the seats, or for an NFL team to lower ticket prices after everyone else already paid full price, and sell out 100% of their seats.

The reason I ask is because the Chargers are begging people to buy tickets saying "We know the economy is rough." Whatever man, nobody is going to pay $99 for a seat in this economy, if they already haven't.

Depends on the team. Patriots tickets are way higher than that. Maybe it's just that no one in San Diego wants to see the Chargers, LOL.

Funny thing is, I'm pretty sure San Diego is an upscale city with people who make decent money. But with the weather down there being so nice, I think they have a lot of pink-hatters who would rather be cruising the coast in their foreign convertibles or something. :)

You can make decent money in California. Too bad that you have to blow all of it on rent.

If they don't sell out a game, it will be the first time since 2003 that a game has been blacked out.

http://www.thirdandlong.org/

This is the worst website ever. I can't believe it hasn't been updated. I think some kind Chiefs fan should do it for free.

Dear God that's horrible.

Seriously. I'm sure someone here could update it, replace the fuzzy logos...we could take up a collection to pay said person for their trouble. Anyone want to do this?

The sheer crappiness of that website really makes you feel like you should donate to the charity, mostly because you realize that they are not spending a dime of your donation on making their website any better.