Hmm... who wants to put this to the test?
 

"Men who do housework may get more sex"

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Logically, may I assume that butlers are having nightly orgies?

Odd, since I started doing most of the housework I've pulled less...

If I vacuum, well...

Sex from the appliances doesn't count.

ROFL

If you're a real man you slap your cock over her head and get it whenever you want regardless.

I'd let you slap your cock over my woman's head just to watch the carnage that followed...

It says "may" get more. In my experience, when a woman tells me something "may" happen, it seldom does if it's something I'd like to happen. The only thing that is a more certain negative is the dreaded "we'll see..." They say "we'll see" and I never see shit!

I'm also fond of "Ok, I promise I will."

Which actually means "I will, sometime before you die. But I don't promise when."

I'm working part time ATM and currently serving as the house cleaner and such.

So far... I have noticed to increase nor reduction in the amount of diddling I get.

The amount of oral, on the other hand, has taken an increase but not by much. Not sure it is really worth it yet. :D

Shut your ****ing mouth you lucky housemaid. Mine decreased after marriage like you wouldn't believe.

And between you, me, and anyone who surfs google, that was a major part of sealing the deal...

I do all the housework here and I never get laid.

You got married?

I probably knew that.

Jesus I'm getting old.

Hire one of those bacon whores.