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McWickedson

10-08-2012 05:31 PM

You ****ing Hayseeds

Way to go, Kansas City. You proved to the rest of the nation what we've known about you forever. A bunch of worthless, no good backwoods trash.I thought the All-Star game was bad, this takes the cake. I hope each Kansas City team never wins another title. Enjoy another combined worth of 70 years of sports hell. Kansas City - The Armpit Of Missouri.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 05:32 PM

Can we just ban this ****er already?

Bwana flop? Please guys
Posted via Mobile Device

bevischief

10-08-2012 05:32 PM

Ban this clown.

Johnny Vegas

10-08-2012 05:32 PM

http://i.imgur.com/9OJe7.gif

Imon Yourside

10-08-2012 05:33 PM

BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'll let you know when you've obtained the title of worthless idiot...although you have a ways to go yet.

The Bad Guy

10-08-2012 05:34 PM

I've lived in Virginia. Virginia residents make people from Missouri look like they are from Beverly Hills.

petegz28

10-08-2012 05:35 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6Qofobife0...0/IMG_1834.JPG

Discuss Thrower

10-08-2012 05:36 PM

Do us a favor by embedding your hands in your grandmothers vagina and ass.

DonTellMeShowMe

10-08-2012 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McWickedson (Post 8993211)

How do you really feel?

chasedude

10-08-2012 05:37 PM

Ok who let the gimp out?

the Talking Can

10-08-2012 05:39 PM

jesus, we have to run another train on your mom?

bevischief

10-08-2012 05:56 PM

Mods please close this thread.

siberian khatru

10-08-2012 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8993240)

jesus, we have to run another train on your mom?

I don't want his sloppy seconds.

Rain Man

10-08-2012 06:03 PM

Heyyyyy (pointing at OP). You're Scott Pioli, aren't you?

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2012 06:04 PM

I'm not going to ban him for being a chunt. I will however wipe some of my come from his Mom's c-section scar the next time and rub it across her forehead and scream SIMBA!

SAUTO

10-08-2012 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8993353)

I'm not going to ban him for being a chunt. I will however wipe some of my come from his Mom's c-section scar the next time and rub it across her forehead and scream SIMBA!

Son I am disappoint...
Posted via Mobile Device

R8RFAN

10-08-2012 06:14 PM

I used to be able to get on you guys nerves like this, people begging mods to ban me...

Good Times....

seclark

10-08-2012 06:17 PM

there's worse places than the arm pit.
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siberian khatru

10-08-2012 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8993387)

I used to be able to get on you guys nerves like this, people begging mods to ban me...

Good Times....

Meh, you're like family now -- the disgusting genetic mutation we keep chained in the basement and toss pork chop bones to periodically, but family nonetheless.

R8RFAN

10-08-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 8993410)

Meh, you're like family now -- the disgusting genetic mutation we keep chained in the basement and toss pork chop bones to periodically, but family nonetheless.

Thanks I think:thumb:

Sassy Squatch

10-08-2012 06:26 PM

Cmon man. Really?

Scorp

10-08-2012 06:29 PM

Hell I like you, You can come over and **** my sister!

dred	10-08-2012 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 8993225)

I've lived in Virginia. Virginia residents make people from Missouri look like they are from Beverly Hills.

We do have more than our fair share of hill jacks.... no kidding.

Bugeater

10-08-2012 06:31 PM

I'd definitely cheer an injury to you.

R8RFAN

10-08-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 8993445)

Hell I like you, You can come over and **** my sister!

That her in your Avy?

A Salt Weapon

10-08-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McWickedson (Post 8993211)

snip

Kindly go **** yourself, thanks.
Posted via Mobile Device

pimpchief

10-08-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8993454)

I'd definitely cheer an injury to you.

I'd be high fiving people and shit.

Frazod

10-08-2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8993353)

I'm not going to ban him for being a chunt. I will however wipe some of my come from his Mom's c-section scar the next time and rub it across her forehead and scream SIMBA!

Dude, this ****ing scumbag is the poster child for miserable user. At least do that.

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2012 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8993492)

Dude, this ****ing scumbag is the poster child for miserable user. At least do that.

Fair enough. Way to negotiate!

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2012 06:44 PM

I don't like banning.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8993521)

I don't like banning.

I'm normally against it myself but this ****er asks for it
Posted via Mobile Device

Frazod

10-08-2012 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8993515)

Fair enough. Way to negotiate!

:thumb:

Frazod

10-08-2012 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993532)

I'm normally against it myself but this ****er asks for it
Posted via Mobile Device

Just picture his bitch ass raging about all us crackers keeping him down as it takes him 20 minutes to make a single post. LMAO

Bwana

10-08-2012 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8993492)

Dude, this ****ing scumbag is the poster child for miserable user. At least do that.

Yep, or Forced Lurker.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 06:52 PM

What is miserable user?
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana

10-08-2012 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993532)

I'm normally against it myself but this ****er asks for it
Posted via Mobile Device

Heh, being hung on miserable users will make him go away. Have you seen Balloon Knot today? It's kind of being banned along with a kick in the nuts.

seclark

10-08-2012 06:53 PM

he now resides in the arm pit of chiefs planet.
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Bowser

10-08-2012 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McWickedson (Post 8993211)

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/Ac...2840-17207.gif

Bwana

10-08-2012 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993570)

What is miserable user?
Posted via Mobile Device

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

Bowser

10-08-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

This is.....brilliant.

ChiefsCountry

10-08-2012 07:02 PM

This is funny coming from a fan of a team that sent death threats to an umpire.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

****ing awesome!
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:04 PM

Shit I may have been put on miserable user before...
Posted via Mobile Device

Wumbology

10-08-2012 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McWickedson (Post 8993211)

I hope each Kansas City team never wins another title. Enjoy another combined worth of 70 years of sports hell. Kansas City - The Armpit Of Missouri.

Watch SKC do it tho

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993656)

****ing awesome!
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, it's a nice tool. I use it in two ways. If I think some troll has any chance at turning into anything other than a hole, I may take them off at some point and see what happens. For guys like this that have proven that they are nothing more than a drag on society, I generally hang them on there and forget about it.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:17 PM

How long does someone usually last on it?
Posted via Mobile Device

Window Licking Whiner

10-08-2012 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 8993225)

I've lived in Virginia. Virginia residents make people from Missouri look like they are from Beverly Hills.

Where in va?

Bearcat

10-08-2012 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993661)

Shit I may have been put on miserable user before...
Posted via Mobile Device

No, you were having internet problems.

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993721)

How long does someone usually last on it?
Posted via Mobile Device

It's rare anyone tries to continue to post. It may take up to and hour to get through. If they manage and are still a pain in the ass, there are other things that can be done, short of a ban.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8993732)

No, you were having internet problems.

Is that even possible?
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8993732)

No, you were having internet problems.

That would be my guess as well. I have never seen Jason do anything that would get him hung on miserable users.

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993752)

That would be my guess as well. I have never seen Jason do anything close to being hung on miserable users.

Lol I was kidding.
Posted via Mobile Device

Raiderhater

10-08-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

Can we put Denise on this miserable user setting? Since no one will ban the bitch...

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 8993762)

Can we put Denise on this miserable user setting? Since no one will ban the bitch...

Heh, there is also a Ban from a specific thread option. :evil: I just ignor her for the most part. When the whole "Bad Fan" thing dies down she will likely hit the road. She has always thrived on controversy.

Johnny Vegas

10-08-2012 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

I'm laughing good here with curiously terrified excitement

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993757)

Lol I was kidding.
Posted via Mobile Device

I do remember when you first started posting. You were hell on wheels. LMAO

In58men

10-08-2012 07:31 PM

How dare you call me a "hayseed".

I was almost offended

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993801)

I do remember when you first started posting. You were hell on wheels. LMAO

Yeah I was inexperienced. This was my first message board experience. Hell I didn't even lurk prior to jumping in
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993820)

Yeah I was inexperienced. This was my first message board experience. Hell I didn't even lurk prior to jumping in
Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah, I just remember how pissed off you would get. I remember talking you down 3 or 4 times to try to cool you off. It didn't take you long to get it though. :D

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8993800)

I'm laughing good here with curiously terrified excitement

LMAO

So are you still in Missoula?

SAUTO

10-08-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993834)

Yeah, I just remember how pissed off you would get. I remember talking you down 3 or 4 times to try to cool you off. It didn't take you long to get it though. :D

lol. Good times
Posted via Mobile Device

ChiefsCountry

10-08-2012 07:37 PM

Your balloon boy is back Bwana.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=52

Raiderhater

10-08-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993790)

I have managed to go some time with ignoring her but I broke down briefly and ripped in to her in the banner thread (which if we aren't going to ban her would be a good thread to keep her out of). I may take hiatuses from the ban her crusade but, I will not give it up until it finally happens.

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 8993841)

Your balloon boy is back Bwana.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=52

"I know this has nothing to do with this thread but since i can't start a topic.... i have an account called Balloon Knot but for some reason when i log into it nothing will load and I get this message: The server is too busy at the moment. Most of the time, this is temporary and will be resolved automatically in a few minutes. Please try again later or visit Downtime ChiefsPlanet for updates.

Why is it doing this? Does anyone know?"

Gee, I'm not sure what the problem could be? Off to have a chat with the lad.

L.A. Chieffan

10-08-2012 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

So THAT'S what happened to me...

U guys are dicks.

Austin Ed

10-08-2012 07:48 PM

He's just trying to f--- with us. Typical internet pussy.

Is McWickedson a woman? If so, i amend my post as follows: She's just trying to f--- with us. Typical internet dick.

Bwana

10-08-2012 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 8993844)

Fight the good fight bro. :thumb:

Frazod

10-08-2012 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993790)

You could at least change her user name to "Angel of Death." Quite fitting, since the bitch only shows up when something bad happens.

Bwana

10-08-2012 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8993950)

You could at least change her user name to "Angel of Death." Quite fitting, since the bitch only shows up when something bad happens.

Yeah, she is a drama queen, no doubt about that.

Frazod

10-08-2012 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993962)

Yeah, she is a drama queen, no doubt about that.

If the majority of us are united against a common enemy, you can bet your ass she'll be here to champion the opposition. Been that way since the Star BB.

ChiefsCountry

10-08-2012 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8993968)

If the majority of us are united against a common enemy, you can bet your ass she'll be here to champion the opposition. Been that way since the Star BB.

No kidding. **** that stupid bitch.

Cannibal

10-08-2012 08:13 PM

I have to admit I laughed at the thread title.

Bwana

10-08-2012 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8993968)

If the majority of us are united against a common enemy, you can bet your ass she'll be here to champion the opposition. Been that way since the Star BB.

LMAO

No argument there Tim.

lcarus

10-08-2012 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8993661)

Shit I may have been put on miserable user before...
Posted via Mobile Device

I think my ISP put me on miserable user before.

lcarus

10-08-2012 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993628)

VBulletin "miserable user"

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning."

Thats cool and all, but seriously, just ban the one who sucks the penis.

Ebolapox

10-08-2012 08:18 PM

what is 'Forced Lurker?'

J Diddy

10-08-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 8993762)

Can we put Denise on this miserable user setting? Since no one will ban the bitch...

Is she even still around

Raiderhater

10-08-2012 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 8993917)

Fight the good fight bro. :thumb:

'til the bitter end.

Raiderhater

10-08-2012 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8994013)

Is she even still around

Of course. She's been in the banner thread and just about any thread where she can bad mouth the "classless" KC fans.

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