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Hammock Parties 02-04-2008 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod
Try bullets.
Try cops.

Frazod 02-04-2008 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Try cops.
Hmm... good point. I've had enough of those one who sucks the peniss this weekend. :grr:

Demonpenz 02-04-2008 06:57 PM
have you ever heard racoons fight? IT sounds like a gross between a cat being squashed in a trashcompactor and a bagpipe

Chiefmanwillcatch 02-04-2008 07:32 PM
http://www.danvebber.com/museum/artifacts/raccoon.jpg

Bwana 02-04-2008 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Chiefmanwillgetyou
This is a prime example why you want to kill the little bastards. They WILL come into your yard and bone your dog. ROFL

Chief Faithful 02-04-2008 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by HC_Chief
Spring traps work great and they're cheap. Coons love chicken... throw a drumstick bone w/ some meat on it in the trap & you'll catch 'em in no time. Just be sure to get a solid trap... one that can take abuse & isn't easy to open (they're smart little bastards).
They also love kittens. Two birds one stone.

Chief Faithful 02-04-2008 09:38 PM
Put some Peanut Butter in the street and run them over.

Hammock Parties 02-04-2008 09:44 PM
That ****ing Coon was playing possum! He wouldn't budge an inch when I was poking him and squirting him earlier. Now he's up and moving around, pissing off the dog and making her bark her head off.

HOW THE **** DO I KILL THIS SOB?

Eleazar 02-04-2008 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Brilliant Idea, for the Suburban homeowner...

Its obvious JSP, you need to hire the Guntherizershow to rope in from a chopper at take a chain gun to them...........

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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Eleazar 02-04-2008 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GOATSE
That ****ing Coon was playing possum! He wouldn't budge an inch when I was poking him and squirting him earlier. Now he's up and moving around, pissing off the dog and making her bark her head off.

HOW THE **** DO I KILL THIS SOB?
Go into the garage and find a garden tool or piece of sporting equipment such as a bat or a golf club. Beat the hell out of it.

You bergina

88TG88 02-04-2008 09:57 PM
Throw some big rocks at its head.

Hammock Parties 02-04-2008 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise
Go into the garage and find a garden tool or piece of sporting equipment such as a bat or a golf club. Beat the hell out of it.

You bergina
Raccoons are too cute to kill with my own hands. I couldn't live with myself.

Frazod 02-04-2008 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise
Go into the garage and find a garden tool or piece of sporting equipment such as a bat or a golf club. Beat the hell out of it.

You bergina
That certainly works on possums. I beat a couple of them to death with an old table leg.

I don't have any particular malice towards coons, though.

Demonpenz 02-04-2008 11:01 PM
racoons get big and they tend to get in your trash making a mess. they get pretty damn big. I saw a couple of them go into a sewer one time and this one fat **** barely could fit in.

Frazod 02-04-2008 11:03 PM
Seriously - if you want to kill it, quickly and quietly, try a crossbow. No restrictions on purchasing them - they even sell them on ebay.


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