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GloryDayz 11-16-2013 09:04 AM

LOL, he makes me puke.. What a ****ing ASSHOLE piece of shit caught on a hemorrhoid..

And here's what he'll be know for as an "athlete"!!!

http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com...bpuking-01.gif

Oh, and he's a pussy too... We should Richie Incognito after him for some bro-on-bro ass-kicking!

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 10191217)
Old fat ass Donovan McNabb is in some trouble with the Nascar community.


Dylan 11-16-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10191280)
LOL, he makes me puke.. What a ****ing ASSHOLE piece of shit caught on a hemorrhoid..

Oh, and he's a pussy too... We should Richie Incognito after him for some bro-on-bro ass-kicking!

LMAO

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Dear Mr McNabb...in regards to you saying "Johnson is not an athlete....you're an idiot!! Sincerely NASCAR nation...

Twitter is going nuts on McNabb LOL

This one is trending: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Peop...ash&f=realtime

NASCAR Twittersphere Hits Back At Donovan McNabb:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/shak...twitter-111613

Dylan 11-16-2013 06:24 PM

I knew that "comment" was flirting with disaster. LOL

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We need a cup owner to provide a current car, go to Bristol,put McNabb in for 500 laps by himself. Then ask if drivers are athletes <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23educate&amp;src=hash">#educate</a></p>&mdash; Jeff Burton (@JeffBurton) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffBurton/statuses/401690200000458752">November 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Questions about if <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NASCAR&amp;src=hash">#NASCAR</a> drivers are athletes? Here's what <a href="https://twitter.com/ochocinco">@ochocinco</a> had to say after some hot laps w/ <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffBurton">@jeffburton</a> <a href="http://t.co/7qW2GIGhcW">http://t.co/7qW2GIGhcW</a></p>&mdash; AtlantaMotorSpeedway (@amsupdates) <a href="https://twitter.com/amsupdates/statuses/401773075395801088">November 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Wow <a href="https://twitter.com/donovanjmcnabb">@donovanjmcnabb</a> really? Got to b an idiot. I'd like to see him keep up with <a href="https://twitter.com/JimmieJohnson">@JimmieJohnson</a> in a workout. And drive our cars for 500miles</p>&mdash; Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (@StenhouseJr) <a href="https://twitter.com/StenhouseJr/statuses/401559435900112896">November 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Glad to see that you are watching <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSportsLive">@FOXSportsLive</a>. If you have any questions to what I said, look up the word and you will have your answer.</p>&mdash; Donovan McNabb (@donovanjmcnabb) <a href="https://twitter.com/donovanjmcnabb/statuses/401812661102325760">November 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Just to help Donovan out, here is Merriam-Webster's definition of an athlete: "a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina."

Dylan 11-16-2013 06:27 PM

ESPN: Nationwide @ Homestead One to go

cleaning up

For the championship!

GloryDayz 11-16-2013 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 10192446)
ESPN: Nationwide @ Homestead One to go

cleaning up

For the championship!

Hosting a party?

Dylan 11-17-2013 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10192528)
Hosting a party?

LOL...

The consensus out there tonight, NASCAR rigged the end of the race just to give Austin Dillon the Nationwide Series Championship.

There were 28 laps to go when the caution comes out - The race restarted with five laps to go. No doubt, NASCAR should have red-flagged the race.

From ESPN:
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Hornish looked as if he would overcome an eight-point deficit in the standings for much of the 200-lap race, but a lengthy caution late posed problems. NASCAR slowed the race for 12 laps -- tied for the longest caution of the year -- and it turned out to be a setback for Hornish.

He dropped from third to ninth on the final restart with five laps to go, ending his chances at getting a title in what was his final race for Penske Racing.

"I felt very sorry for Sam," Penske said. "And I have to say I've never seen a race that was so important give away 20 laps before you have five laps to go. To me, that is very disappointing from the standpoint of the fans and (us) as competitors."

NASCAR defended its decision to keep the race under caution.
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Wow Hornish just got the championship stolen from him by NASCAR themselves. Unbelievable.
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Spoon-fed championship
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****ing rigged.
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If you looked up rigged in the dictionary it would show this race.
Completely fixed. It's obvious
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If not for the caution laps Hornish would have won it, congrats cowboy hat for being paper champion.
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"If there's anyone out there that isn't an Austin Dillon fan after tonight, they need to give it a second thought." - Mike Helton

Of course everyone wants to be Dillon, you get the championship with NASCAR cheating.

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 10:02 AM

I didn't see it but even though one of their "stunts" led to my favorite driver being in the chase (although it was a seemingly proper reaction to a blatant act of cheating), NASCAR is quickly becoming the kissing cousin to the NFL as you see them make "excitement" and "TV rating" decisions to help their brand. It's all legal because, like the NFL is quick to point out, they are an "entertainment business" (referring to the court decision handed down after season ticket holders wanted a refund after a cheating scandal), no different than the WWE. The difference is that the world hasn't embraced that fact yet. And while it's not as dramatic as the WWE, nonetheless both brand's actions recently are driving home the point. The NFL making defense all but illegal, using head injuries to backup their position (yet not making the offensive player accoutable for their own health and safety - just score man!!), NFL officials rarely "seeing" penalties that hinder a defensive player from doing his job etc.... NASCAR has it harder, with the muti-team concept and too little emphasis on leading each and every lap and winning each and every race, has made the strategy behind the sport more than racing a car. And while "everybody knows what's going on", sooner or later the code between teammates will get so cryptic that it'll take a lie detector to have a clue.

While I'd like to see a "champion" keep going (and it will), I think the "Chase" concept will need to be scrapped and NASCAR will need to put an emphasis on laps led and wins. I'm don't claim to have all the answers but I'd like to try a year where:

1) The value of a each lap led shall total 5 points less than the point awarded for winning the race. That'll be difficult to figure out as different races are different numbers of miles and laps, but I think there's a start.


2) Winning the race will still be the biggest prize, but only amount to five points more that what a driver might have received if s/he led every lap of the race.

3) Cars will be parked after qualifying and start the race with that configuration + 5 gallons of gas.

4) Intra-team in-race radio communication will be banned, and only the owners can move between pits stalls. Sorry, I hate this but if you allow it to be as simple as verbal communications the gaming of the results is just too easy. They'll work together regardless, but at least make the communication and coordination be more challenging that audibles. "Omaha Omaha" on the sqaulk box and the competition goes into the wall... Yeah, I didn't tell him what to do, I just said "Omaha Omaha" because I like their steaks. LOL, I just don't see a way around...

5) "Teams" will be limited to two per owner. I'm sure they'll be creative to "own" more than two in a household, but the shops having to be separate might help too.

Good morning NASCAR fans...

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 02:47 PM

Let's go JJ!!!

Demonpenz 11-17-2013 03:24 PM

idk what all dem words are but go #88

chefsos 11-17-2013 05:02 PM

Menard's RR wheel on fire and the tire exploding to blow the wheel clean off among all the guys trying to put out the fire on pit road would make a pretty good gif...

Demonpenz 11-17-2013 05:03 PM

if your car is on fire nascar should make you pull off the road and turn off and get out.

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 05:27 PM

Rock on Jimmie... And there are more to come....

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 05:29 PM

And who saw him and gave him his chance???? Jeff Gordon..... LIKE!! ****ing awesome!!!

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 05:30 PM

"Conversation about best ever"???? Are you ****ing kidding me??!!! LOL, just LOL!

chefsos 11-17-2013 05:34 PM

OK, season's over. Last one to leave please turn out the lights.

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 05:42 PM

Feb 15th is just around the Corner, but I'll Start the tread in a minute...

chefsos 11-17-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10195401)
Feb 15th is just around the Corner, but I'll Start the tread in a minute...

WAIT! We're gonna need to comment on fashions or something at the awards banquet like a bunch of old women.

GloryDayz 11-17-2013 05:46 PM

That's part of this thread, the 2014 thread is in motion!!

Al Bundy 11-17-2013 05:48 PM

Kasey Kahne doing less with more, again.

alpha_omega 11-18-2013 12:34 PM

Congrats JJ.


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