How to you pronounce the wash?
 

Wash or Wersh

Good God. It's wash. WASH. Are people idiots? Just add the wooder and saup and off you go.

My mom says warsh. That's when I slap her.

My warshing masheen bruhk.

Do you say MEASURE or MAY-SURE

I love a good mom slapping.

ROFL

Not sure why that struck me but it did

Cuz you totally sunk down to my level and you can feel it deep down inside.

Measure. However, most of us here pronounce home as, houme. My son in law from Nebraska pointed that out to us. Repeatedly.

I laughed ROFL

People who pronounce it like that need to be slapped. If it was warsh then it would be spelled w-a-r-s-h. But it's not, so don't ****ing say it that way.

How do you pronounce Bugeater?


Dick or Cock?

It's Prick, dick.

You're a good sport. Now go to bed.

**** that. I'm ringing in the new year with you west coasters.

Get off his lawn.

Only 1 hour and 27 minuets. Yaaawwwwnnnn

Poll fail, no worsh option

U ruin my life

WHAT THE ****



Is that any way to pronounce "minutes"?

It's late, grammar and spelling isn't my strong suit at this time of day. I want some beef jerky and a box of dots.

He's speaking Californian.

This has nothing to do with a box of dots god damnit.

I wonder if reruns of Friends is on.

**** you Chandler Bing. What kind of last name is Bing? Stupid Bing

Well there's no way I'm going to find a box of Dots anywhere in Omaha at this hour.

Quick trip?

I don't think I'm going to make it to midnight. Haven't consumed one drink and I'm exhausted. Calling it a night fellas. Be safe out there

Do they carry Dots at QT? **** I was just there a couple hours ago.

They ****ing should

You're a big ol fat pussy, if I can stay up so can you....





Edit: 1:20 to go? yeah, I doubt I'll make that

Can you call them and find out?

hold up

The quick trip on 72ND street in Omaha is out except for sour.

the one on saddle creek road has then for 1.39 a box. they have the regular and the sour.

waush:)

the qt on saddle creek road also had a woman answer who sounded pretty sexy. Couldn't get a name or a personal phone number out of her though. Told her I'd just call back to the quick trip next time I'm in Omaha. Also lied and said I drive an escalade.

The one on 108th St is the closest one to me.

Was that North 72nd or South 72nd?

Is saddle creek road close to you?

Google didn't give me a 108th street.

Nah, that's midtown, I'm in SW Omaha. I stopped at that one a lot when I worked downtown.

Call the one on 84th. LMAO

That's the second closest one to me.

The one on 108th had them for 139. He said its like a theater sized box, but he said there aren't any attractive women working tonight. I told him to watch out for you told him that you would probably be wearing jorts.

Anything else you needme to call?

LMAO

the one on 82nd Street said they haven't had a rodent infestation in years. lady sounded real nice but seems kinda ditzy

You ever look down and discover you're bleeding?

Sorry wrong thread.

I go to that one damn near every other day. The manager calls me by name as soon as I walk in the door. I'm special. :)

ROFL

What are you doing hornin' in on my QT? Don't you have your own damn QT in Bellevue?

What thread was that supposed to be in?

now you guys got me and my brother in law sitting here calling different places in ****ing Omaha Nebraska. Left a message at a laundry Matt about 300 pounds of laundry we're trying to get worshed for less than 16 bucks

That one didn't answer.

I should give you the number for emergency maintenance from my old job.

Hey, assmunch, it's just right down the street from my work. YOU stay out of MY QT!!

I rarely go to the one in Bellevue.

Oooh! I got a good 1 about my bear named pooh stuck in the window because he ate too much honey

The "why am I bleeding?" thread.

Does your work have a phone number with an overnight answering machine?

Do we have one of those somewhere?

If we don't maybe it will be my next big hit. I hate letting the masses down. I know how a lot of people count on me. Otherwise they have nothing to piss and moan about.

So I dint know where our what lumpy does but I'm looking around on google around that qt and she might work at..

Miller Monroe farrell insurance
Crossroads massage clinic
The strike zone
Chicago dog house
Alegeant Creighton Health

Wosh

Believe it or not... no. We have voicemail service, but never set it up.

Do you work at modern methods inc?

somebody please tell me about the Chicago dog house In Omaha. Sounds good.

I've never even heard of the first four.

You fail. :D

Btw, you should really stop trying to guess. If you were to guess correctly, and I have a stalker, you would be responsible for the bodily damage that I would inflict upon my stalker. Do ya really want that to happen?

Where is the Chicago Dog you're talking about? The only that comes up on Google for me is on north 108th St, that's on the other side of town.

What about Runza restaurant? I called them expecting them to be closing to get a voicemail, but somebody answered so I asked him if they have any decent looking fat girls working there as waitress that like to be porked from behind and he told me to try Taco Bell on 108th Street

"There's not much you can say about a high-quality hot dog besides, "yum". And for Chicago Dawg House, I have to say- "yum, yum!"

That's funny, because that Runza used to be a Taco Bell.

That might be it

Warrrrrsh

Hotrod Paintless Dent Repair & Window Tinting? :shrug:

well apparently the new Taco Bell has kinky fat chicks working there.

And what kind of damn restaurant opens up in an old taco bell?

Doesn't that sound engaging? I feel a road trip coming on.

werrrsh

Well they built one of those Taco Bell/KFC combo deals nearby, so the building was sitting empty. I'd rather eat at Runza anyway.

watsch

LMAO Yep, that's it.

We should go there sometime.

Woosh