What your euphemism for pooping alot
 

My new fav. One is i got whooping cough in my butt. What your?

What was your old favorite?
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Dropping Clay and wiping my Sweet Daddy Hate.

I'm downloading a billy ray cyrus album.

I am going to blow it up.

Smithing.

Biscuits and gravy.

If liquid - shissing or assjaculation.

If runny - pooter smoothie

If chunky - butt buster parfait

For girls - the twerky baster.

I'm growing a tail..... I've got a turtle head poking out....

Dropping an Abe in my catcher's mitt.

Pinch a loaf

Laying down some Uranium

Dropping the kids off at school

LMAO

Headin off to go use my salad shooter.