****Official Royals @ Rays Game Thread 6/14****
 

2 in a row for me, boys! I think I've found that if I start the thread, but don't participate in it once the game has begun, we win! Small sample size though

Dozer (1-3, 4.19 ERA) vs Moore (8-2, 3.78 ERA) tonight

Pitching matchup doesn't look even on paper, but when Moore is off, he's pretty bad.

Let's make it 3 in a row tonight!

Kansas City
Gordon
Hosmer
Grown Ass Man
Butler
Cain
Tejada
Big back of dicks
Johnson
Escobar

Tampa Bay
Joyce
Zobrist
Johnson
Longoria
Loney
Jennings
Fuld
Lobaton
Escobar

Kind of similar to Mendoza. When he's on, he's brilliant, when he's shit.....he's shit.

Mendoza hasn't given up more than three earned runs in his last seven starts. In Moore's last two starts he gave up 6 runs and 8 runs. He has only gone 7 innings or more twice this year.

Go Rays!

DaKCMan AP will be at the game tonight so maybe the Rays can actually win. For some reason they can't seem to beat KC.

Your awesomeness will be proven if you run onto the field at some point in the game. Maybe CP can have a fund drive to pay your legal fees

In for sauce!

I think the reason is that KC is awesome.

Gotta make Moore their strikes

Maybe in 1985 - which was an Awesome year.

We need to rattle these dick smokers. The tigers are going to have their way with the twins just like Aphexphin does with Ethiopian girls.

Tampa opened at -186, it is quickly down to -157. ESPN Pickcenter gives them a 61.6% chance of beating the Royals.

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BEHOLD...the power of the MULLET!

I don't know about that. The Tigers are average at best on the road and Twins should be avoiding Verlander and Scherzer.

Go get 'em Meximullet!

Let's do this!

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