My Last Post...
 

...will likely be sometime in the next 20 years and will probably concern either Rich Scanlon or poop.

What do you want your last post to be like?

Hopefully my last post will end with something like "I'll be back later to finish my thoughts on this subject."

I have always said that when the day comes for me to pass on, someone will have to spend some time cancelling my appointments. Otherwise, I must have gotten boring!

Gotten?

(Of course, boring is such a relative term...)

i hope my last post is something that really pisses endelt off and then he wouldn't be able to get the last word in on me. ROFL

who needs luck, I have brains. :p

the ones I was born with in my head, not the ones i have hid under my bed.

One's every post is his/her last post... until the next one. Am I wrong?

Yes. Go away and never come back.

you would be correct sir, i must admit.

I'm gonna post Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Grass" in it's entirety when I leave and crash the whole damn place on my way out.

I want it to be
that's it baby a little faster, watch the teeth

Such hostility!

I am sure my last one will be something very forgetable.

If you have the distraction to post that here, you don't wanna die yet.

I want it to be something epic and memorable on the Last One To Post On This Thread Wins. People will be so moved and touched that they will close it and I will finally win it for good.