Who Said It?
 

Hitler?
or
Taylor Swift?

I got 5 right. Scary.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/enter...NxNbg.facebook

I expected to see, "We must rid ourselves of the Jewish problem."
---Taylor Swift


These are pretty meh

"I like donuts."
---Adolf Hitler

ROFL

My god, she's absolutely smoking hot in that black dress...

She's legal now, right?

Oh, I got seven.

Yes, you're allowed to take her as your seventh wife

Nine right. Missed #2. Probably shouldn't have.

Taylor Swift has always looked....weird.
There's something off about her face that just doesn't do it for me.

I got 8 but I'm pretty sure Hitler said the other 3 too. I mean, how can you really be sure he didn't?

You sir, obviously appreciate a broad, hairy back and testicles.

http://thecorner.co.nz/wp-content/up...lor-swift1.png

I don't trust you. You don't like sex.

It's not that I don't like sex, it's just that I don't want to have it anymore. It's too much work, it's kinda gross (I mean, shit, I know you want to shower afterwards, and that's not a good thing is it.), and, in all honesty, I don't think I look very good right now. I'd feel bad for the other person having sex with me.

I'm trying to get to about this stage so it will be more pleasant for the other person:

http://lostinthepast.shunpike.net/a/tar/ape142.jpg

Actually, I'm having a personal contest between me and Hugh Jackman. I've got six months to be as buff as he in the Wolverine. If I do it, I believe I'll have sex again.

I don't want to shower afterwards. I want to roll off and pass out. It's the complete opposite of gross. What have you been humping to get that idea?

The last one looked amazingly close to this:

http://www.veyya.com/wp-content/uploads/lucy-liu07.jpg

It still was just sex. Meh.

I'm going to suggest some mind altering drugs there, saccapoo. I don't know what is wrong with you currently... I think giving up TV and news are fine. Going all vegan is okay for lots of people too. But the whole no sex thing confuses me. Especially if you're mounting gals who look like that.