I understand; we've known you are full of shit for some time now. o:-)

You ever ghost poo at work?

Wow you've got automatic lights? Man, I need those EVERWHERE in the house. My wife just doesn't seem to get the concept that leaving the lights on in rooms that aren't being used is an unnecessary use of electricity that costs a lot of money.

Nope. I poop every day in the early morning before I run before work.

If I have to go at work, then something is wrong and I REALLY have to go bad. No ghosts then.

Our bathrooms in middle school were pretty dirty and I used to pray that I would never have to take anything more than a piss in that place. Somehow I lucked out and never had to dump in school. I went to Catholic school so that worked.

15 min at least 4 times a day.

you waste 365 hours a year on poop?

wtf man?

you are wasting your life

Never taken a dump at work in 2+ years. Thought I would share.

My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.

When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.

we've got those auto lights in the shitter at work...there's a guy that sits in there and reads until the lights go off, so he hung a flashlight on the tp roll in his "special" stall. I always go in and steal the batteries out of it.
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People who use their cell phones in the toilet are disgusting and should be fed to snapping turtles.

**** that. I take a shit everyday at work. Sometimes even multiple times per day.

Im a clean shitter though. It usually doesn't smell bad nor does it linger.

If you guys are eating greasy, fattening foods all the time, i'd imagine it'd be pretty rancid.

Fast food shits are disgusting.

I take it up a notch. Sometimes i bring my laptop and browse CP.

http://www.us97.com/pages/Hines.html?article=11516551

Someone needs to make a gif of the woman in the video on this link. You'll know when I'm talking about.

Those are parasites.

You should look into that...