Originally Posted by sd4chiefs (Post 9835987)

It me a long time. I will poop then I still have a little poop left to poop and the harder I try to poop the last little poop the longer it takes then I finally poop and I wipe but then I have to poop some more then I have to wipe again.

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 9835986)

I sit and poop. It takes less than two minutes. I run to the bathroom when I start to crown.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9835975)

**** that. I take a shit everyday at work. Sometimes even multiple times per day.

Im a clean shitter though. It usually doesn't smell bad nor does it linger.

If you guys are eating greasy, fattening foods all the time, i'd imagine it'd be pretty rancid.

Fast food shits are disgusting.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9835984)

Those are parasites.

You should look into that...

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9835973)

we've got those auto lights in the shitter at work...there's a guy that sits in there and reads until the lights go off, so he hung a flashlight on the tp roll in his "special" stall. I always go in and steal the batteries out of it.
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9835977)

I take it up a notch. Sometimes i bring my laptop and browse CP.

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 9836003)

Yeah, everyone takes a phone into the shitter with them. If you get "the call" you know you need to walk by the bathroom, open the door and wave your arm to trigger the light again. We've tried explaining that the timer is too short, but building management just isn't getting it.