Especially if all you've done is sleep...

Exactly

On workdays I shower before work, after my morning cardio. I do weights at night, but I don't sweat much when lifting and I definitely don't sweat at work.

On days off I'll usually do cardio, jack around in the day, do weights, and shower in the evening when I'm done with everything.

I shower whenever your mother comes over

In the morning. It wakes me up and also makes it easier to shave.

However, if I changed to to showering at night, I could sleep in a little. :hmmm:

Up by 4, shower, dump, work by 5.shower when I get home to wash off the blood.

Just curious. I do pretty much the same thing. Shave the head about once every couple of days in the shower.

My guess is that he sleeps in a filthy bed and assumes everyone else does too. :)

I feel gross if I wake up & leave without a shower. I just don't feel right. I can understand it if you get sweaty & dirty at work, but I work in an office. I also shower over lunch because I usually spend my lunch at the gym. If I go for a run after work, I'll sometimes take a third shower in the evening.

Besides, admit it, some of you fat ****s get sweaty just reading CP. You know you aren't exactly fresh when you get up in the morning. :D

I tend to daydream in the shower which results in close to 30 minutes in shower/shave time. So yeah if I shower in the morning I'm usually always late for work, therefore I shower at night.

Showering with an erection tends to take a little bit more time.

Usually before I go to bed, whenever I wake up on the weekends. I don't really like to go to bed dirty, and it's real difficult for me to get up earlier than I do so in the morning is out.

Dude, it's bad enough when you can see people's individual muscle strands THROUGH their skin.

People can see every detail of yours because you've WASHED YOUR SKIN CLEAN OFF.

Shower before and after work.

No one wants to work with a dirty slob. No one wants to **** a dirty slob.

I figure I can grab some Irish Spring and meet them 1/2 way...