STORYTIME w/yer crazy cousin rabblerouser
 

It's not really a story, just me venting.

Last August, I took a job in Healthcare admin, good benefits, and got my own place out in the country, just me and the dog...

Around the same time, I started seeing a good friend of mine, she's been my friend for years...we started sleeping together. I mean, she's pretty smoking, perfect ass and perky titties. Awesome sexual chemistry. Before long I had a key to her place, we were planning meals and weekends together, I was picking her kids up from school and taking them to karate on Tues/Thurs...

And then things go haywire :

She starts nitpicking me to death.
Then about 2 weeks ago, I find the ubiquitous "hey you wanna do me on your lunch hour text" on her phone (by accident - not a snoop), to which she tried to explain away and told me also that we hadn't actually sat down and defined anything yet, but that if I wanted her to not talk with (or ****) other guys, and be exclusive, then she would be into that...

Well we broke up last night, for the best but man I'm ****ing depressed. She ****ing physically attacked me, neighbors called the cops, it was stupid. I'm embarrassed. Maybe someday, I'll meet a nice girl who won't cheat on me or get drunk and try to beat me up...but I doubt it. I mean, I'm a good dude, don't cheat or hit the wimmin folk, good job, live on my own...I deserve to be treated with respect. So...I'm probably going to isolate myself for awhile. She was one of my best friends for a long time. It makes me sad.

So, I don't need any "chin up" or "you're better off" or "well, what'd you expect!?"

I just need to know if there are ANY women between the ages of, say, 23 and 42 that actually cook, clean, do laundry, don't drink excessively, don't go batshit off the rails when they DO have a couple, and won't **** the neighbor or suck off the pizza guy everytime your back is turned?? Someone I can CONVERSE with, and have a real connection with? Someone who respects themselves and others, and are comfortable enough inside themselves to show that respect ALWAYS?

Do they even make those anymore?

You might try dating dudes, Your luck with women seems to be less than desirable.

Keep your chin up, you'll be better off

Don't know what you want anyone to say, long term relationships are harder than hell to find

In rare cases maybe but general answer is no.

And before you start a relationship with a dude you might want to define that you are Big spoon.

He could see what Denver Chief is up too.

Jesus Christ man stiffen up. Go out and get yourself a grudge **** and you'll be alright again.

Nope. Sorry.

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it, although it's only been four months? She seems a bit pushy.

And if she's texting other dudes for lunch time monkey sex after sleeping with you for four months, then it's probably best that you let somebody else volunteer to be her next baby daddy anyway.

Besides girls don't like nice guys they go for assholes & jerks.

JFC when will you stupid ****s learn?

And what lesson is this?

Look at the bright side. Now you don't have to blow a couple hundred on her and her kids for Christmas.

Since my divorce from a 13 year marriage in 2001, I've had many girlfriends but the longest one only lasted 6 months... finding the right woman is never guaranteed

You kinda gotta get lucky, then its a lot of hard work to keep it together

There are a couple.

1st? When you are a ****ing pussy that has probably kissed some other guys dick don't post your problems here

Chin up. You're better off. Well, what did you expect?