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DaKCMan AP 07-28-2009 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932006)
The ability to delay gratification is the highest form of maturity.

I'm a more advanced form of life than you.
It has nothing to do with ability and everything to do with you being a ****ing loser.

Sure-Oz 07-28-2009 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5932027)
She does have a big nose but I would hit that shit all day long.
ROFL

Hammock Parties 07-28-2009 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5932027)
She does have a big nose but I would hit that shit all day long.
I bet she has sharp knees, too. Good thing she's gonna be ON them.

Gonzo 07-28-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932034)
I bet she has sharp knees, too. Good thing she's gonna be ON them.
Being a sexist pig is so attractive. Keep that up, she'll love it.

Sure-Oz 07-28-2009 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932034)
I bet she has sharp knees, too. Good thing she's gonna be ON them.
didn't you not get off on the only chick you've screwed? maybe she'll do this time

Skip Towne 07-28-2009 07:21 PM
You've ridden this for all it 's worth. You're a eunuch and always will be.

Hammock Parties 07-28-2009 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5932046)
didn't you not get off on the only chick you've screwed? maybe she'll do this time
I screwed her again. It was wonderful. I do update this thread, you know. Gosh. Would it kill you to check it?

Sure-Oz 07-28-2009 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932056)
I screwed her again. It was wonderful. I do update this thread, you know. Gosh. Would it kill you to check it?
i've been slacking big time

Hammock Parties 07-28-2009 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5932043)
Being a sexist pig is so attractive. Keep that up, she'll love it.
She's the one who wants to blow me. Jesus Christ. Am I supposed to treat her like a queen?

Wait.. bad choice of words...

reiko57 07-28-2009 07:24 PM
i hate this thread, i know it went off topic, but seeing its title reminds me how i haven't had a date, well, haven't had a "date" in 4 months

i did go out but it was a disaster

JD10367 07-28-2009 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5931955)
Okay, so it's actually the dude that wants to blow you. Just keep telling yourself "a mouth is a mouth".
"Okay, if you don't mind, I'm gonna close my eyes while you do it and refer to you as 'Sally'... don't take it personally, bud." :D

luv 07-28-2009 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5932091)
Not try'n to be a dick but some of you guy's have zero game. It's not ****ing hard to get laid.
Just get her drunk.

JOhn 07-28-2009 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5932043)
Being a sexist pig is so attractive. Keep that up, she'll love it.
Ehh, it works for some of us. Well at least to get laid it works, but anything beyond...not so well ROFL

KCUnited 07-29-2009 06:28 AM
To be honest, those don't look like "hook up" site photos. If a chick is down to suck some dick and suck some dick only, she's not posting photos of herself holding a bouquet of flowers. One your stories doesn't add up.

I wish you well though.

Katipan 07-29-2009 06:35 AM
Instant visual of a bouquet of cocks.


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