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Brando 02-14-2013 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9403320)
If Rex Ryan were gay, he would definitely not be interested in this guy.

That is toeing the line of decency :evil:

Brando 02-14-2013 04:33 PM

Word from the police is he kept the gun hidden in his foot locker.

Saul Good 02-14-2013 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9402489)
What's the old addage? No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit?

No matter how hot she is, some Olympic sprinter with metal hoobajoobs for legs somewhere is going to mistake her for a burglar and shoot her to death.

It's as true today as it was 100 years ago.

Saul Good 02-14-2013 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9402479)
If one of them broke in, I think I would choose to subdue her rather than shooting.

I might not shoot her full of holes, but I'd happily shoot her holes full.

Saul Good 02-14-2013 04:56 PM

Strangest part of this story: There's an Olympic sprinter from Africa...and he's a white guy.

Setsuna 02-14-2013 04:59 PM

Moral of the story? DON'T SHOOT TO KILL. Shoot to wound. If you aren't good enough for such precise shooting. Don't own a gun. /thread

JoeyChuckles 02-14-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando (Post 9403210)
This is just the start of his LEGal bills.

I love how the morning shift comes in and kills it on the puns, and then the afternoon crew comes in and gives us gems like this.

I can't say much though, I don't even have a joke.

BigMeatballDave 02-14-2013 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9403407)
Strangest part of this story: There's an Olympic sprinter from Africa...and he's a white guy.

It's South Africa. Brush up on your History/Geography.

Rain Man 02-14-2013 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9403415)
Moral of the story? DON'T SHOOT TO KILL. Shoot to wound. If you aren't good enough for such precise shooting. Don't own a gun. /thread

If you're Oscar Pistorius, you don't shoot someone in the leg. It just looks petty.

Saul Good 02-14-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9403436)
It's South Africa. Brush up on your History/Geography.

I'm not familiar with the geography of fast white guys.

BlackHelicopters 02-14-2013 05:26 PM

Empty your clip Oscar. Empty your clip.

KChiefer 02-14-2013 05:41 PM

http://resources2.news.com.au/images...ber-039-ad.jpg

Oops

Brando 02-14-2013 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9403498)

So apparently he was loaded when this occurred

GloryDayz 02-14-2013 07:14 PM

I think they're pulling our leg..

KChiefer 02-14-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9403415)
Moral of the story? DON'T SHOOT TO KILL. Shoot to wound. If you aren't good enough for such precise shooting. Don't own a gun. /thread

When paramedics arrived they couldn't kick-start her heart b/c she had several gun shots to the body and head,.


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