I wish this offense were a smelly turd.
 

It would be an upgrade. Smith completely ****ing sucks, and will lead us nowhere. God help us if Charles cops another injury this season.

This defense is the hottest shit to ever slide out of Marcellus' dirty whore mother's asshole, though.

That is all.

Off to work.

Smith had his worst game of the year, even with the two TD passes.

The inaccuracy and poor decisions when reading the defense are costing us drives. Drives that will lose us games if he keeps ****ing the chicken.

At least he gets a bit of a break next week. Buffalo's defense isn't as good as Cleveland's or Houston's. Or Oakland's for that matter.

Offense had a horrible 3rd and 4th quarter. Defense had a forgettable 2nd and 3rd quarter.

What happened after half time? We were humming on offense in the 1st half. Then couldn't do shit in the 2nd.

Didn't Fasano in the 2nd half as much either. I think he's a key to how we run our offense.

Well at least we should be able to upgrade it with our 2014 2nd rounder.....oh wait....

Thanks for the reminder.

Because this needed a new thread.

First half was fine, second half terrible

Alex has had his "worst game of the season" for five or six straight games now.

This wasn't Smith's worst game of the year.

It was his best.

And that's the scary part.

8-0. Enjoy it.

Why is it scary?

8-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Would turn off Geno game too it's ugly.

Some people would whine and complain getting a free blow/rim job from Gianna Michaels.

24/36, 265 total yards, 2 TD, 0 INT, 102.2 QB Rating

I wish this was a Pete thread.

Grades out perfectly bro.

MAN THAT CHIEFS DEFENSE JUST KEEPS SCORING TOUCHDOWNS RIGHT

Fisher ****ed up the first two drives, but Smith wasn't touched. He was on the run and threw some terrible passes. There's 8 points.

In the second half he was a miserable puke. The worst.

I don't know if he was just off his game today or what, but he was NOT good. He played much better football against Oakland and Tennessee.

DUH! 8-0!!!

The offense wasn't bad today. But it just becomes clearer every week that this team wins with defense.

fyp

He did? Couldn't tell.

You must be getting confused. He was dogshit against Oakland.

troll is still a troll

We'll be fine after we sign Josh Gordon.

It's pretty remarkable that the team is 8-0 with the worst QB in the NFL, isn't it?

you don't have to wish this thread is a smelly turd bruh

Cleveland's DC Horton made adjustments and humiliated Reid, schematically in the second half.

I don't think our offense clicked any more then they did before, it's just our screens, the bread and butter of the yards accumulated in the first half, were catching the Browns defenders out of position because they were blitzing.

Their coordinators are both very good, and it showed today.

ROFL loser

Got to love field goals / True Fan / truefan gif:

Don't get your hopes up we know how this is going to end.

Stupid thread. How this offense performs is a function of whether the O-line is blocking people or not. But go ahead and blame Smith.

fixed.

They were rolling in the first half.. couldn't make any adjustments in the 2nd. They absolutely need to get Fasano and Bowe more involved.

I am getting tired of the continual bitching myself.

That's clicking. Recognizing weaknesses and exploiting them is what we should have kept doing. But we didn't.

That's what's so great. 8-0 after a 2-14 season and we're still getting "Smith sucks, won't lead us ANYWHERE." This forum is going to implode when we get our first loss.

20 points in the first half. Also, exploiting what the defense is doing is the entire game of football.. just in case you didn't know..

The defense they were playing was better than people want to give credit for.

Cleveland is not a horrible team if they don't turn it over. Yet, it was a turnover that ultimately cost them.

Credit is given where credit is due.

But, again, as it has all season, the defense and special teams stepped up when it had to.

If you want to just carry this out to its logical conclusion, this is the way you have to win in the postseason.

You have to win when your strength isn't working for you that day, you have to win ugly, you have to find ways to adapt when you play a team that can shut you down in one facet of the game.

Even for good teams, it's not pretty most of the time.

Then perhaps it might be wise not to click on the thread entitled "I wish this offense were a smelly turd".

The vast majority of pressure was the result of blitzes as far as I saw. That is not entirely on the offensive line.

Yes, after the Browns eliminated the screen our offense had nothing to respond with. I'm not sure if this is due to Smith's ineptitude or Andy's inability at adjustments, but this makes me nervous.

Yeah - some people need to get a grip on reality - he even managed a few "over 20 yard" passes people have been whining for JFC people

They didn't eliminate shit. We just didn't run it at all in the 2nd half. We ran it maybe 2 times in the second half, all for good gains.

The offensive Line misses and overthrows open receivers...

got it.

I think if we ever decided to we could lean on the running game and be ok.

We won't, but it wouldn't be worse than watching Smiff get sacked 4x a game...

How many points and yards did we have in the first half when the Oline blocked people?

He is missing easy TD passes.


That has to stop.

Smith has always taken a lot of sacks. It's because he can't get his eyes off the rush.

Yes, but, in this game at least, there was a lot of drop back and the rush was there immediately.

Because accuracy is best obtained and ease of target location is increased when running for your life two steps into a three step drops.

Got it.

He had two last week.

He has two this week.

A real QB misses an easy TD pass maybe twice ALL YEAR.

That's because the Brown's were blitzing. I will analyze this further later this week. But there were several blitzes where Smith needs to go to his hot and just can't get his eyes off the pass rush.

Exagerrate much?

Even if what you said was truthful, I expect my QB when scrambling from pressure with a WIDE OPEN receiver right the **** in front of him to hit him with an accurate pass.

Sorry, I know I know... high expectations.

Keep making excuses for him, just like this fanbase did with Cassel.

He plays scared and is not a threat to opposing defenses.

No exaggeration at all, every time there was a crucial third down it was matador time for Fisher.

I guess you can be an angry, pissed off mother****er or you can enjoy the win, being 8-0, and first place in the AFC west.

For chrissakes, you Smith haters are like Randy Quaid's character in Major League 2.

i think you estimate how angry people get about this...

we DO enjoy this

but the trends are just a bit concerning

I AM enjoying 8-0. I ****ing danced around the living room when the Davone Bess lost that fumble. Just ask my wife.

The problem is we still don't know how good this team is. And that makes me and a lot of other fans very anxious. The NFL did us no favors by saving all of our division games towards the end. That's where we're gonna have to get the meat of our schedule, and it will also show who we really are.

So get down from your high horse.

Alex Smith is going backwards and killing our offense.

Be nice if the O-line could do better than giving up 6 sacks a game.

Some people say we win despite Alex Smith. And I think it can be argued he has held down the fort despite our terrible o-line

It can. But it's also understandable why people get mad about the easy passes that he misses.

Yeah, the one to Fasano today was bad but it was right in front of me and Fasano had a small issue of not fining the ball real quick

This is the thing. You just don't get that many chances in the NFL, and you have to capitalize when you do. He's not only missing EASY touchdown passes, even when he has plenty of time, he's killing drives too. There was a drive during a crucial part of the 4th quarter where he missed Hemingway wide open on a slant that would've been good for at least 7 yds because for some reason, he was afraid to throw it. Hemingway was as open as you can possibly be on a 5yd slant and Smith had a clear window, but pulled the ball down and took a sack. Then on 3rd-and-2, he missed a wide open Hall--again with no pressure--again with a clear window. He absolutely killed a potential game-icing drive because he couldn't make 2 throws your average college QB could make. You're a well below-average NFL QB if you can't make those throws.

I love that we're 8-0. We've already won more games than I thought we would this year. Anything else is just gravy. But Alex Smith is a crappy QB. Kind of like a Matt Cassel, but with the shit-the-bed knob dialed back to about 8 instead of 10.

I have no horse, nor any intention on getting on a high one.

You want to know how good our qb is? He's good enough to get us to 8-0.

1st game they havent...

We were bailed out by Bess not being able to field punts or catch the ball

Thank him for this Victory

Fisher was just horrible today.


JFC

If we trade him in the offseason for a mid round pick I'd be fine with that...

Amazing how 8 weeks in a row we have gotten lucky...ain't it?

Defense is so lucky it defies reason...

Horton saw a who

Bingo

Clay; GIF'd UP 2013.

JFC, man; IT'S TIME ALREADY.

You guys can nitpick, but I'm going to enjoy 8-0 and the rest of the ride into the playoffs. After last season's abortion, I'm giving myself a free pass on picking out corn in the Chiefs inevitable "first round exit" turd sandwich.

LMAO

Props for acknowledging that it's coming.

Many of you have been bitching because the team had losing records. Now, the team is 8-0 and the bitching continues.

Some of you would be bitching if the three most beautiful women in the world all teamed up to blow you at the same time, but didn't swallow at the end.

I have spent the entire season just enjoying the ride. I'm not gonna stop. But I'm sick and ****ing tired of Eric "Mandrich" Fisher. I'm going to run shit on that sack of shit until he proves me wrong. His play a half a season into his rookie campaign as the number 1 pick in the draft is a ****ing abortion. Nothing short of a ****ing abortion.

If those three women blew me every Sunday for the last 3 decades and never swallowed.... Yes I would bitch about it.

Fisher has been controversial from day one. We all get that.

Still the only 8-0 team no matter how you slice it.

We shall see what happens.