You have sex 85 times a year
 

You have sex 85 times a year, according to a 2007 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey. (Americans are far behind the Greeks, who averaged 164 times a year, and the Brazilians, who averaged 145 times year. The Japanese averaged only 48 times)

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Pfffft. I don't approach near that number lol.

is that number figured with someone or by myself?

either way it's way off. :|

What if that numbers includes the amount times you have sex by yourself?

This is sure as shit news to me and GoChiefs

I call 85 times a good weekend.

LMAO

Oh, we'll then.....

LMAO.

People surveyed just met their new girlfriend a few weeks before.

I'll settle for 85 sexings in my life.

If im not mistaken, i think i only have one birthday a yr. so 85 is definitely wrong.

I think I'm bringing down the curve a little. I am married after all.

I've said it before and I'll say it again....gifs are one of the greatest internets inventions ever. Lol. A perfectly picked, and perfectly timed gif is hard to beat.

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That's nice and all, but what about the rape statistics among Raiders fans

False.

After 21 years of marriage. My wife and I.would be pissed at 85 times a year. Are you.kidding me? Wtf are people abstinent? .

You should count all the times you swallow another mans load as sex. You would blow past 85.

Too ****ng tired ...:)

Wow I'll bet I'm on 150+ this year.

What's his name :evil:
:p

Then it would be closer to 885

Can I be the cool guy and say I get 85 in a month?

I have sex way more than that.

Dude I'm single. At my age it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

There. Are those nights.

That's about once every 4 days. Seems reasonable.

Please tell me there is some sort of "telescope" innuendo for sex/as a pickup line. And if so.....please share with the group. :)

couple times a week in the old days .. been married for 30 years .. couple times a year more like it now .. its a process .....

I need to go to Brazil, I love me some of them women and they are totally DTF

How do they count threesomes? An argument could be made for counting it as one or as two. Or even more, depending on what happened.

Well in that case.......yeah, nothin

What about a threesome w/ a midget? 1.5?

My boss is Brazilian and that's what he says. Claims he doesn't even try when he's there and always bitches about how American girls are stuck up LMAO

I'm thinking that the sex in the parking lot of the bar, which I've deemed the only sex I'll have at this point, is, perhaps,...for a lack of a better word...bad?

Sure...it's raw, it's ... okay, it's skanky shit that...I can't justify it.

But I'm only banging hot chicks in my front seat.

Is that okay?

Brazilian is my favorite. Beautiful, sexy women.

I'm not getting the rest of the story though. I don't see why women don't love it just as much as men. Maybe it's because men sort of suck at sex and the women get bored and would rather fall asleep?? Just sayin

That's why I've said it once and I'll say it again. Men need more cowbell. At the very least it will keep the women awake.

One of the hottest girls I know is Brazilian (go figure) and she hates Brazilian guys. Also hates American guys. Says that they are both douche bags.

Maybe if guys would learn where the g-spot is instead of leaving it to the women, guys would get laid more?? If she is getting off, she is having a great time, if she is having a great time, she is coming back for more.

Sorry, I'll clarify.

My boss is from Brazil. He lived there until he was like 20 or something then came to America.

He goes back 3 or 4 times a year, sometimes for months on end.

He says that when he goes to Brazil, he doesn't try to pick up chicks. He claims he doesn't have to, they just come to him. Not because he's some kind of stud, but because there are a lot more women than men and the women aren't as hung up on status as American women are.

He says American women are stuck up, greedy whores that only care about money.

I'm sensing a pattern.

I completely agree. Brazilian woman are very free and know how to work their shit. They are the greatest thing ever! I would also agree that a lot of sexy american women are greedy whores that are out for money.

Okay, stop.

I know where it is.

In fact, I go there just so I don't have to have sex.

I love the g spot. It takes a lot of effort out of the making out session and where it goes from there.

Make a woman satisfied and I don't have to spend the rest of the night having to do it through sex. Which is a lot of effort. Seriously.

I wasn't referring to any one man. Just giving a female perspective.

*shrugs*

I kinda feel bad for girls sometimes.

I don't.

If I get mine first then that's just too damn bad, sucka!!!

Clay feels dirty afterwards. FWIW

I especially feel bad for the ones that have never had the big O or don't know how to get themselves there. Much easier if you know how to ride and accomplish what he can't.

Such the typical male response. That's why she never comes back for seconds. :thumb:

This. Usually my wifey is the initiator.

Clay wants to know where the g-spot is.

On guys or girls?

I'm not sure if I showed him personally on a hooker, he could figure it out.

Oh, they always come back for seconds!

I was jk. The best way to maximize the pussy game is to do it the right way the first time (and every time for that matter).

Not always the case. Sometimes her husband comes home.

LMAO Shame on you.

Much better response!

Shots fired.


BTW weren't we suppose to go to a Royals game?

Let him fire away. I know how to put a boy in his place. :p


I haven't been to KC, since the last Royals game I attended with the group. I'm trying to make it to the Bash. Not sure if that will work out for sure.

Must've left this gif up for atleast 5 minutes LMAO

Chuck kills it.

Take Barkley to a Royals game.

Oh, and be prepared to wait on him trudging up the ramps.

Most immobile **** I've seen in an long time.

Boy oh boy, I'm really dragging down the averages!!!

I'm with you here LMAO

Mrs Reerun_KC disagrees with you... But she is everything to me, so she should be treated like a goddess...

Damn, I don't LOOK Japanese

This times eleventy billion. Every time I hear complaints of not enough sex, I'm thinking the guy doesn't know WTF to do in bed.

/thread

I'm trying to think how many years back I have to count to get to 85.

You must do the "swirl" move........

Maybe if they put a little effort in to it they wouldn't get bored waiting for the man to do everything. Just sayin.

Like a boss!!!

85 times a year sounds about right. It's only 7 times a month. I'd say me and my wife are right at or above average.

Only thing I can remember putting a halt to our sex life was her being pregnant. That was all me though. I don't do pregnant.

Knock out a week a month, too.

Your wife aware of this scandalous activity?

I've been bringing down the average considerably this year, what with a two month old and all. Made up for some lost time during a trip to Vegas last weekend, though.

I am.

Greece is good.

Once women hit 40 and you have certain "skills" its not even funny what happens without trying at all really. Women enjoy sex WAY more than men. You make a woman climax 5-10 times and they are like a stray dog :)