2012 Dexter McCluster touches thread
 

I was going to wait until week one for this beatdown. After last years win over child raping GoFraud, I thought we should have another thread to keep track.

So this year Dexter will have 50 touches at a min. And will say as high as 80. Let the fun begin. Will update weekly. Preseason updates coming soon. (Preseason touches do not count, have to add this for the mentally challenged people here)

2012 touch total
35 touches
15 left for the clownsuit again
* Needs to average 1.875 touches a game

Week 1 Atlanta
6 for 82

Week 2 Buffalo
4 for 32

Week 3 New Orleans
4 for 33

Week 4 San Diego
2 for 6

Week 5 Baltimore
0 for 0

Week 6 Tampa Bay
6 for 39

Week 7
Bye

Week 8 Oakland
8 for 69 1 TD

Week 9 San Diego
6 for 34

If he remains as the #4 WR, he tops out at 40 touches. This accounts for bullshit reverses he'll run.

He could be exposed as a terrible #3 WR if someone is hurt.

o great

i was hoping wed do this for another year

3 touches a game puts him at 48 for the season. Strange he is on the pace in the preseason in limited playing time.

I could be under estimating his role in this offense.

I'm guessing there will be games, considering our QB, where Bowe has 2 catches for 25 yards and McCluster has 5 for 30.

This is the kind of QB he is.

You are probably losing this one GC.

There's nothing to lose. No bet this year.

But suggesting a #4 WR has 40 touches, max, is not exactly going out on a limb.

Traditionally the #4 WR is a 20-25 catch guy.

More in a more wide open offense.

There isn't a bet. You have to have honor and self respect when betting. That leaves the fraud out. So just a thread to keep updated.

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I love you guys

no bet, but you are gonna buy me a jersey if Dexter gains 600 yards.

A real, authentic one.

Not a bet, though.

Dude, he kept his sig and avatar for the entirety of his bets that Ive seen the last couple years.

Including when he lost our Dexter McCluster bet from last year.

Sweet thread brah. Love it.

Bowe is now back. He's on a contract year, and he better be calling for atleast 8 balls per game coming his way.


If Dex gets 40 catches I'll be estatic.

Baiting you is just too easy...:shake: