Futurama Quotorama
 

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa.

I haven't felt much of anything since my pet guinea pig died.

Leela: Now all the other planets will be crackin' wise on our mamas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly momma isn't alive to see this.
Dr. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

What is this "wuv?" Do you not mean love?

No, it says "wuv," with an Earth double-u.

Good news, everybody!

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Anything Zapp Brannigan says.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. So i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.

Bender: I can't see, are we boned?
Leela: Yeah...we're boned.

Leela: 'Ok, if everyones finished being stupid'
Fry: 'I had more, but go on'


Fry: I'll be whatever i wanna do!

Fry crack corn I just don't care
Leela crack corn still don't care
Bender crack corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!

You can bite my shiny metal ass!

Zoidberg: "You call that an ink defense?!"

"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..." - Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

Dr. Zoidberg : I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!

Dr. Zoidberg: How do I look?
Bender: Like whale barf.
Dr. Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete.