Anniversary coming up, need some help.
 

So my 10th Anniversary is coming up and I want to do something special for my wife but I have zero ideas. Any thoughts?

Cruise

Where do you live?

Renew your vows? Do you have kids? They could be part of it.

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You've been married to the woman for 10 years and you have no ideas? Scrap it. You're ****ed. :D

Find her a real man for the night.

Ooh.

PIIHB.

Exercise equipment or a gym membership and a vacuum cleaner.

I would assume he's hoping so.

teh buttsecks

Get her twin lesbian strippers.

Licking some tang of the poon persuasion might help

I have the perfect idea for you.

Divorce papers.

Save her the time of having to file it herself when she finds out that you have no clue what it will take to make that anniversary a special one.