If Matt Cassel had three wheels he wouldn't be a tricycle. He'd just be a piece of poop with three wheels sticking out of it.

If Matt Cassell were a vagina he'd be Octomoms vagina.

If Matt Cassel were an NBA coach he'd be Lakers HC Mike D'Antoni

If Castle was a thread on CP, he'd be the one where each poster adds three words to the post above it.

If Castle was a segment ESPN, he would be Mock Draft with Mel Kiper.

If Matt Cassel was a golfer, he'd be Charles Barkley:

http://gifsoup.com/view/164877/charl...lf-swing-o.gif

If Matt Cassel was a urinal cake, he'd be scott pioli

If Matt Cassel was science-fiction he'd be the Star Wars holiday special...

If Mark Kasl were a baseball player... he would be Michael Jordan.

This kind of tree

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...04-05/ecdc.jpg

If Matt Cassel was a kicker he'd be Lin Elliot.

:Lin:

If Matt Cassel was a movie he would be ishtar.

If matt Cassel was a fish, he would be a tuna.

If Matt Cassel was an equestrian he'd be Christopher Reeve.

If Mark Kasl were a neighborhood watch captain, he would be George Zimmerman.