If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be North Korea.

If Matt Cassel was an attention whore, he would be Clayton

If Matt Cassel was an album he'd be St. Anger.

If Matt Cassel was a penis, he'd be John Bobbit's.

If Matt Cassel was pudding, he would be tapioca.

If Matt Cassel were a popsicle, he would be banana flavored.

If Mark Kasl were a convict... he would be the cell block bitch.

If Mass Casshole was a glacier he would be the one the Titanic hit. Because Mattie destroys great things.

Matt Cassel takes on the stairs

http://i.minus.com/ikff7FTcv4jJK.gif

If Mark Kasl were a Looney Tunes character... he would be Wile E. Coyote

A usual Cassel evening

http://i.minus.com/imOtDgYHEJT3y.jpg

If Matt Cassel were a vegetable he'd be Terri Schiavo.

If Cassel were POTUS he'd be appointed by default & his name would be Gerald Ford
http://www.cah.utexas.edu/photojourn...cs/Ford_10.jpg

If Cassel played college ball, he would be a TE.


Oh, wait.

If he were a corporation, he'd be Enron.

If he were a disease, he'd be Necrotizing fasciitis of the scrotum.

If matt cassel were a car, he'd be a yugo

If Matt Cassel was a kid, he would be Vern from Stand by Me.

http://eriktroyerskoog.files.wordpre...12/11/vern.png