Message for our visiting Brown fans
 

I’m happy for you as fans. I get the excitement. We went 20+ years without a playoff win until 2016 too. We have had our share of soul crushing playoff losses too. We kind of have a fan kinship. I need you to know your going to lose. That’s okay. You had a great season. But, it ends Sunday.

Reid is 18-3 in regular-season games following his bye week.

And in the playoffs, he has a 5-2 record after first-round bye weeks, including during last year's Super Bowl-winning postseason.

Mahomes is 4-1 in playoff games. You think your the first team to try to run the ball, keep Mahomes on the bench? We have won 21 of our last 22 games.

It’s just not happening. Sorry. Carry on.

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Yeah! And your mom eats alpo!

Amen.

Cleveland is the factory of sadness!

For 50 years so was KC. SB wins are all that matter in the NFL.

Wasn't there already a thread for this?

Kind of what I was thinking.

Look at me! Look at me!

What a Dork.

Lots of *yore in the OP...

...& may the winner destroy the flightless birds!!

For the record, our Chiefs have had two separate playoff victory droughts of 20+ seasons. They won Super Bowl IV at the end of the 1969 postseason and then didn't win a playoff game until the 1991 postseason. Then, after their divisional round win in the 1993 postseason, they didn't win again until the 2015 postseason.
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**** being a good sport. I want a 40 point drubbing so bad they never want to watch another game again

Don't we have 3 of these ****ing threads already?

YIP!!!!!!!

Please learn how you're/your work before you talk trash. It just makes it a thousand times cornier when you don't know elementary grammar.

I'll never understand why some, otherwise intelligent people don't take this sort of criticism to heart.

I'm sure we've all had the occasional bad habit and may not have realized it makes us look like a dumbass or whatever.... but, why not fix it? I've had a few coworkers with the your/you're problem and I've done a few things ranging from lightly giving them a hard time about it to basically calling them out on it.

And it still happens, forever, 100% of the time, whether it's facebook or IM or an important work email/document.

And of course in this case it's not a matter of national security or anything... but, if someone always uses "your" here, you probably also look like you have the grammar of a 5th grader everywhere else (of course, it's always the fault of autocorrect :rolleyes: ).

It's weird.

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Is this directed at the Browns fans or the OP?

Some people don't get it. Their sure their right and can't get out of there own way. That's really all it is, right they're.

*write
LMAO

^four sure^

There are more of these threads than there are visiting Browns fans.

BRC just cant catch a break some days

Lets not forget all the good things he does for Chiefs Kingdom down there in Tampa

Good post!

You know, I was a grammar nazi before myself. Sadly, this mistake is one many, many very intelligent people make. One day, I decided that ultimately it is not important. So, I notice it, but I no longer react, because I know what they meant. The rest is my problem, though I will 100% go after it on anything that will be published or is an important document.

We can’t. He won’t let us.

LMAO yeah he does have that rap, but he's actually a good dude at heart IMO

It’s kind of hard to take this seriously when we have 50 ‘air fryer’ threads.

70K posts on here. My level of perceived intelligence was decided long ago.

It's a BB. I'm not checking spelling or modifying grammar to satisfy you. You don't like my posts, the ignore function works fine.

Thanks man. :thumb:
We now have Chief fan groups in Texas, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia. No money involved. All volunteers. Next year we are going nation wide.

First time caller, I have a serious question. How have you won 21, of 22 games, if your record was 14-2? Ill hang up and listen.

You don't count the last game because it was played with backups only. If you had written a thesis on air fryers, you'd know this fact. ;)

Eat a dick Browns fans

And thats a legitimate opinion based on facts and detailed knowledge of air fryers.

We were supposed be getting an air fryer for Christmas, but is hasn’t arrived yet. Guessing someone on CP must have overpowered the UPS delivery driver and absconded with it. I look forward to tasting fried air when it finally gets here.

Make sure to air fry it first, though.

The Bengals last playoff win was 1991? The Browns bypassed the needy in line. Interesting offseason for their fans

"Titty Meat"??

Bro, that's awesome lol.

ROFL

Don't encourage him

Too late, innit?

BTW, how many posts before I can upvote?

And, can casino cash be used on the Premium Air Fryers? I'm looking for a good model, but being from Cleveland, you know, I'm short on cash. Thanks in advance.

You've already got the CP posting style down. Well played. :clap:

The best part is that he's not talking about THEIR titties, he's talking about HIS titties.

He's a wide receiver.

Browns fan is fitting right in. Keep it up guys, this forum is way more than just football talk.

What's with the couple of Bills fans that are being douchey?

Maybe rip their hearts out on a last second field goal?

Too many concussions from fighting with folding tables.

Maybe it's been too long since the last time they got their sphincter fingered.

Allen has had his middle finger up in there all season... they may be getting dizzy. And yeah, fighting tables can't help.

If you were here, I'd punch you on the face for this. :#

1994. At least that's what they were saying during the broadcast.

OP. And everyone else on the internet.

Beat them so bad, they never want to watch a game again

The actual stat is...

2019: 9-0 won Super Bowl
2020: 14-1 #1 seed

No one should count any games Chad Henne starts at QB.

Chiefs have won 23 of the last 24 games that had Patrick Mahomes starting at QB.

I'm kind of with the browns fan here, we dont have to cherry pick these stupid stats starting mid season and not counting a meaningless game. WE HAVE THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD but no one is perfect.

Baker meet the candlestick maker

isn’t that a nursery rhyme? Your throwing out a nursery rhyme analogy that we are going to “wax” them? :rolleyes:

*You're

butcher

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There's no way the ypg is right in that graphic.

I like Dawg. He seems nice. Would appreciate him hanging around past Sundays shellacking. Maybe we all pitch in and buy him an air fryer pro model since he is hoping casino cash is spendable.

:doh!:

Thank you...

Added to OP.

I've noticed that Browns fans are getting increasingly belligerent and starting to act more like Bills / Ravens / Titans fans.

I think we caught a glimpse of a couple trolls, that's all. I'm just enjoying the vibe and trying to add a little perspective. I ain't gonna walk on eggshells to talk football, but by all means, if I step on your toes - let me have it. It's your house.

No problem man. I just think some of your fellow fans are getting tired of hearing that they're going to lose.

Well guess what? We're on a Chiefs message board. Of course, we think the Chiefs are going to win.

If you want to hear more about the chances of the Browns winning, go somewhere else.

Of course, that somewhere else would likely have to be a Browns message board, because pretty much the entire world outside of Cleveland is picking KC to win.

No it’s knot

This is a tough place to stay in the long term. You have to have some very thick skin to stay. This thread is an example. After 70K+ posts and 18 years here, I'm still getting shit thrown at me about grammar on a internet BB. Those who stay, wouldn't have it any other way. It's a unique board.

You won't want to watch football again after Sunday.

I know! That's what you keep saying, it's so cute. :drool:
You just keep your eyes on that plate of pasta, bro.

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There is no "next year" either. Baker Cassel and the twenty ten Chief Browns won't be back next year

That wishes he was a TE or had a TE.

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Thanks for the perfect example of my original point. 18 years, 70,000 posts.... if you only misuse "your" once every 10 posts, that's of course 7000 occurrences.

And you prefer to be given shit about it up to 7000 times and place the blame on this being a tough place and needing thick skin instead of simply learning the difference between your and you are.

It's weird.

And it's not "grammar on a BB" in the sense of someone not using complete/formal sentences or using slang or basically a less formal posting style like they're texting... (or using ellipses all the time...) it's literally using a completely different word that makes your sentences read like nonsense (granted, people are used to it by now, especially if they communicate with millennials). That's just an excuse... it's not like anyone who uses "you are" correctly is thinking about how to use it or proofreading.

It's actually pretty simple... if you mean to type "you are", then type you are.



*preemptively grabs celebration gif for a "you are a dick" response*

your* a dick!!!!

I think it’s “weird” that anyone would get so upset about grammar on a football fan internet BB. To each their own.

Grammar notwithstanding, This is a tough place to post and talk football. People can be harsh. Especially to n00bs.

Have a nice day my good man. :thumb:

It really is a slow build up. I saw it last week. The beginning of the week, after winning week 17, it was "we barely beat their back ups. We have no chance against their starters. But hey, we havent been to the playoffs in 18 years, so this is cool!"

To; "OMG, Stefanski, Bitonio, No Ward? No Hodge? we are ****ED!"

To- "WE WON, OMG, **** YOU STEELERS! **** JUJU, **** CLAYPOOL, **** EVERYONE IN YOUR INCESTED 3 TEETH BETWEEN THE 27 OF YOU YINZER BASTARDS!"

To the start of this week: "Its the Chiefs, on the road, we are going to get killed. But hey, we made the playoffs, we won a playoff game against big brother, losing to the Chiefs wont be so bad!"

To today: "You know what? The Chiefs werent that impressive down the stretch, and you know Mahomes hasnt played in a few weeks, and didnt look great against the Falcons. HELL YEAH WE CAN WIN THIS!"

Meanwhile, I am sitting here realizing that Andy Reid is phenomenal after a bye when he has time to prepare. Mahomes is flat out not losing to Baker Mayfield, and we are a team that is awful against the pass, and the Chiefs have a track team at wide receiver, and Travis Kelce who might be the best Tight End to ever play the game. I have no delusions about this weekend.

You're alright man. In fact, several of your fellow fans are alright too.

There's always 1 or 2 idiots that have to stir the shit, though.

I will say this, but only to you. The Browns absolutely do have a chance to win. So keep your head up. You might get to see history because it would be an epic upset.

Oh and I would like the thank your team for my weekend's entertainment. I haven't laughed like that in ages - the Steelers meltdown was priceless. :D

We are Iowa nice...:)

I’m pretty sure it’s because of our attitude.

I predicted this last year. We were going to become insufferable, boy was I right.

Don’t really care, either.

I don't think that's it. Things were amiable for 2-3 days. They started getting chippy yesterday and now today we don't know shit.

Several of them have turned into ThaDix. The difference is that he showed up this way, they took 2 or 3 days to unravel (or unmask).

A lot of that is human nature and would happen to most fan bases in the same position. Honestly, if any fan base deserves a pass to be cocky for a week, it's Browns Fans.
They will come back down to earth just like we did after our playoff losses. After the 90s, (especially 95 and 97) I just learned to never talk shit because chances were I was going to have egg on my face.
It took Andy Reid and Mahomes for me to get back to that feeling of "WE GOT THIS". Browns fans can finally take the bags off their heads and that is something to be proud of.