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Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 11:04 AM

Should the Chiefs cut all their players, fire all their coaches, & never play again?
 
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A ****ING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???

ptlyon 05-14-2013 11:07 AM

I'm in, except for the arrowhead part. Let the B2's practice a little.

cosmo20002 05-14-2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681512)
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

Mel Kiper had him as best available.

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9681534)
Mel Kiper had him as best available.

Best long snapper available?

Three7s 05-14-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681512)
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A ****ING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???

I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Hammock Parties 05-14-2013 11:18 AM

that'd be fine with me

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three7s (Post 9681542)
I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Alex Smith makes Matt Cassel look like Tyler Thigpen.

Three7s 05-14-2013 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681550)
Alex Smith makes Matt Cassel look like Tyler Thigpen.

LMAO

Mr. Laz 05-14-2013 11:28 AM

Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9681571)
Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

I DARE YOU to post that poll.

Fat Elvis 05-14-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681576)
I DARE YOU to post that poll.

I will.

notorious 05-14-2013 11:44 AM

At least it would bring closure.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 05-14-2013 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9681571)
Should Thig lyfe cut off all his fingers and never type/post on CPlanet again?

That wasn't a very nice thing to post. Thig Lyfe is hilarious.

Thig, does Stanzi have a good voice? Do you see him singing with Palmer?

AdumbGuy 05-14-2013 12:43 PM

I wanted to pick the trade draft picks as well option, but I figured Dorsey/Reid would somehow wind up trading them for Brett Favre, so I didn't.

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 9681637)
That wasn't a very nice thing to post. Thig Lyfe is hilarious.

Thig, does Stanzi have a good voice? Do you see him singing with Palmer?

STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

crossbow 05-14-2013 12:47 PM

Not now! We just made two blockbuster trades for Alex Smith and a Fullback. We are on the verge of greatness so can't back down now.

MagicHef 05-14-2013 12:49 PM

Who would I make fun of?

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 9681767)
Who would I make fun of?

Raiders seem dumb enough to try again this year.

KC native 05-14-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681758)
STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

You forgot Jovan Belcher's ghost.

MagicHef 05-14-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681778)
Raiders seem dumb enough to try again this year.

Their expectations are too low. There are people on this board that believe the Chiefs have a legitimate shot at winning the division.

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9681780)
You forgot Jovan Belcher's ghost.

He's the sound guy. He'll be recording their music with a shotgun mic.

Sorter 05-14-2013 01:30 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ingPart144.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 05-14-2013 03:04 PM

Yeah, this place is a joke now

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9682067)
Yeah, this place is a joke now

YOU'RE a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RealSNR 05-14-2013 03:12 PM

Cut them all except Terrance Copper

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9682096)
Cut them all except Terrance Copper

Can he play the steel guitar???

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 05:26 PM

Another impressive show of support for L John Silvers!

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-14-2013 05:32 PM

Medical marijuana will save the internet.

saphojunkie 05-14-2013 05:37 PM

kill yourself.

KC native 05-14-2013 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681838)
He's the sound guy. He'll be recording their music with a shotgun mic.

sweet that would be awesome

Exoter175 05-14-2013 07:24 PM

It was a really tough call between Stanzi and LJS.

Thig Lyfe 05-14-2013 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9682508)
kill yourself.

Not one of the options, but I like your spirit!

007 05-15-2013 12:04 AM

I think we should fire the whole damned city

Sorter 05-15-2013 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exoter175 (Post 9682870)
It was a really tough call between Stanzi and LJS.

I like Stanzi but isn't even close. Hushpuppies FTW.

007 05-15-2013 12:41 AM

Please call Stanzi by his real name.

Goldilocks

Thig Lyfe 05-15-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9683899)
I like Stanzi but isn't even close. Hushpuppies FTW.

HA HA! MY MAN!

Simply Red 05-15-2013 08:50 AM

Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
On the mike with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl

Chiefs=Champions 05-15-2013 08:57 AM

Probably LongJohnSilvers.jpg. Probably.

Chiefs=Champions 05-15-2013 08:58 AM

On one hand - LongJohnSilvers.jpg. On the other - merica.

Tough call. Tough call.

Thig Lyfe 05-15-2013 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 9684138)
On one hand - LongJohnSilvers.jpg. On the other - merica.

Tough call. Tough call.

They're almost synonymous.

Simply Red 05-15-2013 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9684158)
They're almost synonymous.


I go to LJS for the paper boat hats and coleslaw. OH! and their tartar sauce!

Dave Lane 05-15-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Three7s (Post 9681542)
I thought Cassel was the worst QB of all time? :hmmm:

Alex Smith is Matt Cassel. You ever see them stand side by side? Of course you haven't they are the same guy.

Thig Lyfe 05-15-2013 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9684163)
I go to LJS for the paper boat hats and coleslaw. OH! and their tartar sauce!

God Bless America!

ptlyon 05-15-2013 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9683903)
Please call Stanzi by his real name.

Spicoli

FYP

Thig Lyfe 05-16-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9684165)
Alex Smith is Matt Cassel. You ever see them stand side by side? Of course you haven't they are the same guy.

#WHOA

Alex Smith 4Ever 05-16-2013 09:13 AM

It's hilarious how many Chiefs "fans" love the idea of them being awful and hate improving

Thig Lyfe 05-16-2013 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith 4Ever (Post 9686491)
It's hilarious how many Chiefs "fans" love the idea of them being awful and hate improving

It's quite the opposite, good chap. It's the people who think doing shit like trading for Alex Smith is a good thing who hate improving.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-16-2013 10:13 AM

LMAO this thread has teh truck!
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Sweet Daddy Hate 05-16-2013 10:16 AM

Look at it this way: by the time Axl and Reid finish this latest cluster****, we can all pool our sofa change and BUY THIS MOTHER****ER AMIRITE????
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Sweet Daddy Hate 05-16-2013 10:27 AM

My Administration:

Milkman; GM
Mecca: Director of player personnel or whatever Farmers job was( Mecca needs to see you in his office ).
Hamas Jenkins: Head of scouting.
Scouts: DJ's, Sacc, Sorter, CC. And we'll hold a poll for four more spots.
Voice of the Chiefs: Flopnuts.
KC Wolf: Salame
Groundskeeping: Bwana and Otter.
Toilet scrubbing and urinal cake replenisher: Hootie.
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Jiu Jitsu Jon 05-16-2013 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681758)
STANZI
PALMER
BROOKS
GAINES

THE PERFECT FOUR-PART HARMONY

Yup.

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Thig Lyfe 05-16-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 9687042)
Yup.

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Can u plz photoshop an album cover with Stanzi, Palmer, Brooks & Gaines???

ChiefGator 05-16-2013 01:30 PM

I wholeheartedly approve of this thread. I would the whole thing.

ndws 05-16-2013 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9681512)
Alex Smith is the worst QB of all time. Reid prefers beef butt tacos to fried fish and just drafted a third string long snapper with the #1 overall pick. Hunt failed to hire Trent Green as the team's OC/GM.

IS THERE EVEN A ****ING POINT ANYMORE???

Shouldn't this team just cut all 52 players, fire all 78 coaches, and send all 316 front office chumps on a one-way trip to HELL??? I mean, can't we just save ourselves the embarrassment of another 16 game shit parade and can everybody before the season even begins? Let's book Arrowhead with 8 weeks of Garth Brooks shows so the popcorn vendors can keep their jobs and then just forget this team ever existed.

Who's with me???

I'm with you...BUT, who gets to stay on the roster?

Thig Lyfe 05-16-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndws (Post 9687086)
I'm with you...BUT, who gets to stay on the roster?

MAYBE RICKY STANZI


MAYBE

Jiu Jitsu Jon 05-16-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9687057)
Can u plz photoshop an album cover with Stanzi, Palmer, Brooks & Gaines???

I'm only on my 2nd beer right now. Maybe later I'll break out the MS Paint.

KC native 05-16-2013 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 9688132)
I'm only on my 2nd beer right now. Maybe later I'll break out the MS Paint.

worthless raider fan is worthless

Jiu Jitsu Jon 05-16-2013 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9688146)
worthless raider fan is worthless

Who's tending your meth lab while you're typing? KA-BOOM!


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