Don't send me a fruit basket.
 

I will kick you in the jimmy!

I win!

..but it seems appropriate.

1 day I was walking by
With my Walkman on
When I spot a guy
gave me an awkward eye
Then I sent him a fruit basket
And we've been friends since

Fruit prevents scurvy.

Sometimes when you're hung over, the only thing that helps is the fruit basket of the dog.

What about a turkey?

For lunch I had thin sliced round roast beef sandwich on toasted Harvest Multigrain Bread, Soy & Flax Seed Tortilla Chips, & onion dip, Salad, Olive Oil, Soy Sauce, carrots, celery, Green Beans, Onions, Chutney, Mango Salsa with Peach, rice, & Pork, Salad, Chili with Spaghetti, & Parmesan Topping.

Mmmm, how many tasty's have experienced in the last hours of 24?

re-gift your way into someone's pants

Go put on some pants.

Nobody pays me in fruit baskets.

I do have my denims on today...since 7 am. The wife does prefer thundie undies at night!

It could have been worse. If someone really thought you were a dickweed, they would have sent you a fruitcake. :shake: If they ever let the nukes go, the only three things that will be left are, Zombies, cockroaches and fruitcake. The fruitcake will last forever, because even zombies and cockroaches wouldn't eat something that nasty!

http://www.warpbreach.com/5/fruitcake1.jpg

See. Bwana ****ing KNOWS!

Shit. ****ing shitstain mods are ALWAYS sticking up for each other. **** those assholes.

A case of beer > fruit basket even if its natty light.