Late night bullshit: we should do a census.
 

Talking about race and all that jazz in DC has got me thinking, have we ever done a CP census?

Like a poll to determine the % of races, genders, religions, ages, maybe even sexual orientations?

We should do one. Until somebody tells me it's been done, here are the categories I'm going to register:

Ethnicity:
White
African American
Hispanic
Asian American

Gender:
Male
Female

Religion:
Protestant
Catholic
Jewish
Muslim
Agnotic/Atheist

Ages:
16-25
26-35
36-45
46-55
56+

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Straight
Nightfyre

Political Affiliation:

Socialist
Liberal
Left of center
Centrist
Right of center
Conservative
Libertarian
No affiliation

Marital Status:

Single
Married

Children:

1
2
3
4+

Income per year (individually, not your family total):

<$25k
$25k-40k
$40k-65k
$65k-$100k
$100k-$250k
$250k+

Highest Level Education:

High school (grades 9-12, no degree)
High school graduate (or equivalent)
Some college (1-4 years, no degree)
Associate’s degree (including occupational or academic degrees)
Bachelor’s degree (BA, BS, AB, etc)
Master’s degree (MA, MS, MENG, MSW, etc)
Professional school degree (MD, DDC, JD, etc)
Doctorate degree (PhD, EdD, etc)

Any categories you'd get rid of, or add?

I already collect all this data surreptitiously and sell it to my buddies in Nigeria. I'll sell ya a copy!

This thread seems like a white male agnostic 26-35 gay thread to me.

Why?

I've considered doing a more formal membership survey at some point. Polls are pretty limiting.

I'll get us started.

White
Male
Catholic
I'm 19
Straight

Other fun facts.
18 inch penis.
Bench press - 450lbs
Salary 650k per year
Drive a Lamborghini Aventador

White
Female
Christian
Left of center politically
37
Straight

Isn't it illegal to ask me my sexual orientation?

Are you applying for a job?

I'm a Zimbabwean, voodoo cultist, who (depending on the moment) is far right or far left--sort of indecisive, I have male and female parts (this probably contributes to my indecisiveness), I'm over 900 years old, and I'm white.

I got to ask what the hell is "Nightfyre"?

Ethnicity:
White


Gender:
Male


Religion:
Agnotic/Atheist

Ages:
23

Straight

16/f/ca

Awesome: Yes

undecided